Bad Old Man

He had a bad old man who beat him<br>Took a hammer to his knees just to please him<br>Now he`s 35, and half alive<br>He`s an open mouth in a bee hive<br>He`s gonna smile and be happy<br>Make everyone know that he`s happy<br>Put his smiling face on a billboard<br>Kiss him from your car, he`s happy.<br>He`s not happy.<br><br>With his swollen lips round his early teens<br>In his dress he can`t believe it`s in his genes<br>Some days he`s half man, then he`s half God<br>But on his good days he wouldn`t touch his greens<br>He`s gonna make you smile and be happy.<br>Make everyone know that he`s happy<br>Put his smiling face on the t.v<br>Kiss him from your chair, make him happy<br><br>He drowned his stepson in the duck pond<br>Let the wife-beater out to make a pop song<br>He put razor blades in the ice cream<br>Shot a paedophile in a wet dream<br><br>He`s got a young man who feeds him<br>Whispers sweet nothings just to please him<br>He makes him cool for the t.v<br>Makes half the man he is a celebrity<br>With his swollen lips around his early teens<br>In his dress he can`t believe it`s in his genes<br>He`s half a man, and half a god<br>One half bitch, one half dog<br><br>He drowned his stepson in the duck pond<br>Let the wife-beater out to make a pop song<br>Put razor blades in the ice cream<br>Made nobody famous on the big screen<br><br>Put the whole wide world on remote control<br>He put a 5 times rapist on his t.v show<br>On every single channel in every single home<br>You can even hear his voice on the telephone