S.O.S. (Too Bad)

<br>Stagecoach lady, hourglass body<br>Makin` thinks glow in the night<br>Well, she would if she could<br>And she`d be good if she would<br>Only tell her lover she be out tonight<br><br>`Cause I`m a bad<br>A lonely school boy<br>And I`m a rat<br>And it`s too bad<br>Can`t get me none of that<br><br>Salt Lake City, salt-lickin` bitties<br>Bogies turn, stinkin` of gin<br>Well my daddy was hard<br>His face was pretty scarred<br>From kickin` ass to playin` poker to win<br><br>`Cause I`m a bad<br>A lonely school boy<br>And I`m a rat<br>And it`s too bad<br>Can`t get me none of that<br><br>It`s too bad<br><br>It`s too bad<br>Can`t get me none of that<br><br>New sold lady<br>My mama Cady<br>Chivalry was born at her feet<br>Wel she should have thought twice<br>When pa showed his dice<br>Imagine put my daddy to sleep<br><br>`Cause I`m a bad<br>A lonely school boy<br>And I`m a rat<br>And it`s too bad<br>Can`t get me none of that<br><br>It`s too bad<br>Lord, it`s too bad<br>I said it`s too bad<br>Lord, it`s too bad<br><br>(Repeat)