Puppy Chow

<br>This is a u-a rhyme, dedicate to the ca-nine<br><br>Tch-a-ch-tchk, cmere boy, I said its play-time<br><br>Its time to play with the mind of a slimmie<br><br>I dont wanna be a freak, but its the dog in me<br><br>I dont pretend to be the open door roses type<br><br>I open the door for myself, and I close it right<br><br>In your face, now you wanna taste my food, what? <br><br>You got your own food, get a attitude<br><br>You get left, call the ref if you think its foul<br><br>I aint tryin to hear that, so have a coke and a smile<br><br>Cause after awhile, ima wanna get buckwild<br><br>And now months laters, ima say it aint my child<br><br>Im sterile girl, we aint never did nothin<br><br>Cause only you and I know that the common sense is bluffin<br><br>Little miss muffett, thats how the ball bounces<br><br>Sorry you gotta bounce the ball eight pounds and two ounces<br><br>Thats how Im livin, just like a rottweiler<br><br>When I was a shorty, I was a lot wilder<br><br>But then I got milder, and settled down with a harem<br><br>And when I cant bear em, I share em<br><br>You see its like no, pass it off, pass pass the puss<br><br>I aint a nerd, but weve got bush<br><br>So cut the bush brat, and lets move it like a u-haul<br><br>Forget the grindin shit, I aint tryin to get the blueball<br><br>Brrrrrrrrap bump me child, Im speakin upon the nitty gritty<br><br>Im a dog -- here kitty kitty<br><br><br><br>..<br><br><br><br>Zippidy-doo-dah, a zippidy-zippidy-day<br><br>Unzip your zipper baby, and come my way<br><br>Im jack the ripper, na-nah not jack tripper<br><br>Cause three is not company when your other two friends are thicker<br><br>So come one friend, come two friend, come all<br><br>United we stand, divide your legs so I can fall<br><br>In your bowl of cherries, kerrie is so very<br><br>Thick thicker than the dick tom and harry<br><br>Tom and jerry (what? ) a woody woodpecker<br><br>You need body work, I work that body, Im a bodywrecker<br><br>Intersector, Im the nectar plus the plum<br><br>I manage to take advantage, cause some of these hoes are so dumb<br><br>If you got some, just an eensy bit of game<br><br>Then its safe to say its that bet you can get a dame<br><br>I shoot, aim the same game, yo obedientally<br><br>Tell em that I get the drawers come off immediately<br><br>Here comes a nut slut, and we can do the beat street strut<br><br>And be that Im a mutt -- so what? <br><br>No but ifs or maybe baby, look whos talkin to<br><br>Its true when Im drunk I might bone anything thats walkin<br><br>Down the street, watchin ladies<br><br>Nobodys watchin you, because you got a baby<br><br>I aint tryin to be a stepfather so I dont bother<br><br>Word to mommy dearest, I look farther<br><br>Down the road, to a road not taken<br><br>Im tired of all these same bitches, I need to take care<br><br>A new flower, so joe can take a shower<br><br>And get wet, and then jet<br><br>Like ahhhh, seven-forty-seven<br><br>I tell the girls my number 7-7-7-ninety-three-eleven<br><br>Then Im steppin, so when they call me, youll hear<br><br>&quot;is common there? &quot; uh-uh, sorry<br><br>You got the wrong number, if you wonder Im the lumberjack<br><br>Choppin down the cherry tree and never comin back<br><br>Its like that and itll be like that<br><br>Because a dog is a womans best friend black