Burn Down the Trailer Park

<br>I borrowed some money, I sold my car<br>I put an air stream trailer, up on blocks<br>That satellite dish was my first mistake<br>She started watching Oprah Winphre and Ricky Lake<br><br>She cut me down to once a week<br>At supper time there wasn`t nothing to eat<br>I was paranoid and scared to death<br>She came home with Aqua Velva on her breath<br><br>Burn down the trailer park<br>Shoot the pink flamingoes out in the yard<br>I can`t live here since she broke my heart<br>I`m gonna burn down the trailer park<br><br>She hired the neighbor`s son to cut our grass<br>She gave him cold iced tea and a piece of pie<br>My landlord came while I was out of town<br>My pipes got fixed and the rent went down<br><br>We fell asleep with the Late Show on<br>Now it`s 3 a.m. I wake up and she`s gone<br>I`ve got strong suspicion she`s at it again<br>Since I don`t know which trailer she`s in...<br><br>I`m gonna burn down the trailer park<br>Shoot the pink flamingoes out in the yard<br>I can`t live here since she broke my heart<br>I`m gonna burn down the trailer park<br><br>(Burn it down)<br><br>Jenny Jones don`t understand<br>Geraldo don`t understand<br>Maury Povich sure don`t understand<br>I`ve got a can of gas and I`m a dangerous man<br><br>I`m gonna burn down the trailer park<br>Shoot the pink flamingoes out in the yard<br>I can`t live here since she broke my heart<br>I`m gonna burn down the trailer park<br><br>Burn down the trailer park<br>Shoot the pink flamingoes out in the yard<br>I can`t live here since she broke my heart<br>I`m gonna burn down the trailer park<br><br>Burn down the trailer park<br>(Burn it down)