The Party Song

Do you want to come to a party<br>My friends picked me up in their truck<br>at 11:30<br>This things at a frat house but people<br>are cool there<br>Reluctant I followed but I never dreamed<br>there<br>Would be someone there who would catch<br>my attention<br>I wasnt out looking for love or<br>affection<br>Said I paid my 3 and the girls got in<br>free<br>Shined the beer for tequila and we<br>headed into the party<br>And in the backyard some terrible ska<br>band<br>Someone in the background was doing a<br>keg stand<br>This place is so lame all the girls look<br>the same<br>All these guys have no game I wish I<br>would have stayed<br>In my bed back at home watching TV alone<br>Where Id put on some porn or have sex on<br>the phone<br>Far from people I hate down from<br>anywhere state<br>Trying to intoxicate girls to give them<br>head after the party<br>And then I saw her standing there<br>With green eyes and long blonde hair<br>She wasnt wearing underwear, atleast I<br>prayed that<br>She might be the one, maybe wed have<br>some fun<br>Maybe wed watch the sun rise<br>But that night I learned some girls try<br>too hard<br>Some girls try too hard<br>Some girls try too hard to impress<br>With they way that they dress<br>With those things on their chests<br>And the things they suggest to me<br>I couldnt believe what this lady was<br>saying<br>The names she was dropping, the games<br>she was playing<br>She dated the guy who now rides for<br>Black Flys<br>How shes down with the wise<br>well-constructed disguise<br>Now Id rather go dateless then sit here<br>and hate this<br>Her volume of makeup her fake tits were<br>tasteless<br>So I said Id call her but never would<br>bother<br>Until I got turned down by another girl<br>at a party<br>So when you see her standing there<br>With green eyes and long blonde hair<br>She wont be wearing underwear, and youll<br>discover<br>This girls not the one, and shell never<br>be fun<br>You should just turn and run<br>becauseyoull find out that<br>Some girls try too hard<br>Some girls try too hard to impress<br>With they way that they dress<br>With those things on their chests<br>And t