I Won`t Be Home For Christmas

<br>Outside the carolers start to sing <br>I can`t descibe the joy they bring <br>`Cause joy is something they don`t bring me <br><br>My girlfriend is by my side <br>From the roof are hanging sickles of ice <br>Their whiny voices get irritating <br>It`s Christmas time again <br><br>So I stand with a dead smile on my face <br>Wondering how much of my time they`ll waste <br>Oh God, I hate these Satan`s helpers<br><br>And then I guess I must have snapped <br>Because I grabbed the baseball bat <br>And made them all run for shelter<br><br>It`s Christmas time again <br>It`s time to be nice to the people you can`t stand <br>All year <br>I`m growing tired of all this Christmas cheer<br>You people scare me <br>Please stay away from my home <br>If you don`t wanna get beat down <br>Just leave the presents and then leave me alone<br><br>Well, I guess it`s not cool to freak on Christmas Eve <br>`Cause the cops came and arrested me <br>They had an unfair advantage <br>And even though the jail didn`t have a tree <br>Christmas came a night early <br>`Cause a guy named bubba unwrapped my package<br><br>It`s Christmas time again <br>It`s time to be nice to the people you can`t stand <br>All year <br>I`m growing tired of all this Christmas cheer<br>You people scare me <br>Please stay away from my home <br>If you don`t wanna get beat down <br>Just leave the presents and then leave me alone<br><br>I won`t be home, I won`t be home for Christmas<br>I won`t be home, I won`t be home for Christmas