Match of The Day

<br>Released on &quot;spot the pigeon e.p.&quot;, 1977.<br><br><br><br><br><br>Theres the reds and theres the greens<br><br>Super slicks and has beens,<br><br>Theyre accompanied by three men dressed in black,<br><br>Ones a whistle, two are flags, and quite often theyre the drags<br><br>Kick the ball into the goal, they put it back.<br><br><br><br>Yes match of the days<br><br>The only way, to spend your saturday<br><br><br><br>Each sides eleven men, with numbers on their backs<br><br>But at a distance they all tend to look the same<br><br>But some own their boutiques, well they clean up every week<br><br>Inciting riots, causing chaos, such a shame!<br><br><br><br>But match of the days<br><br>The only way<br><br>We spend our saturday<br><br><br><br>And thats not all, our mates the keepers<br><br>Slippin and sliding in the mud<br><br>Arms as long as creepers<br><br><br><br>Send him off ref ***!!++? ? <br><br>Where are your specs ref +++***!!!<br><br>Kick you to death ref !!xx**? ? <br><br>Oi! are you deaf ref x*+x*!!? <br><br><br><br>Theres a few things before we go<br><br>That I think you ought to know<br><br>Obstruction, body checking, heavy tackles<br><br>So put on your hat and scarf<br><br>Have a drink, have a larf<br><br>From the terrace you can see your men do battle<br><br><br><br>Yes match of the days<br><br>The only way<br><br>You can spend your saturday<br><br><br><br>Dont forget, the trainers with their sponges<br><br>Managers with open cheques, liquid business lunches<br><br><br><br>Send im off ref ***!!++? ? <br><br>Where are your specs ref !***&amp;&amp;&amp;!!!<br><br>Kick you to death ref !!xx**? ? <br><br>Oi! are you deaf ref x&amp;+x&amp;+!!? <br><br><br><br>...phfff! good game ey, ron? ...<br><br>...dyou see that goal in the second half? oh!...<br><br>...bit of a dirty tackle that, mate!...<br><br>...i reckon I shouldve had a bet on it myself!...<br><br>...we paid 400, 000 pound for him, you realise that? ...<br><br>...oh - look out, here comes a bottle ...<br><br>...yes, fancy a pint then? my round...