Willow Farm

<br>If you go down to Willow Farm,<br> to look for butterflies, flutterbyes, gutterflies<br> Open your eyes, it`s full of surprise, everyone lies,<br> like the focks on the rocks,<br> and the musical box.<br> Oh, there`s Mum & Dad, and good and bad,<br> and everyone`s happy to be here.<br> There`s Winston Churchill dressed in drag,<br> he used to be a British flag, plastic bag, what a drag.<br> The frog was a prince, the prince was a brick, the brick was an<br>egg,<br> the egg was a bird.<br> (Fly away you sweet little thing, they`re hard on your tail)<br> Hadn`t you heard?<br> (They`re going to change you into a human being!)<br> Yes, we`re happy as fish and gorgeous as geese,<br> and wonderfully clean in the morning.<br> We`ve got everything, we`re growing everything,<br> We`ve got some in<br> We`ve got some out<br> We`ve got some wild things floating about<br> Everyone, we`re changing everyone,<br> you name them all,<br> We`ve had them here,<br> And the real stars are still to appear.<br> ALL CHANGE!<br> Feel your body melt;<br> Mum to mud to mad to dad<br> Dad diddley office, Dad diddley office,<br> You`re all full of ball.<br> Dad to dam to dum to mum<br> Mum diddley washing, Mum diddley washing,<br> You`re all full of ball.<br> Let me hear you lies, we`re living this up to the eyes.<br> Ooee-ooee-ooee-oowaa<br> Momma I want you now.<br> And as you listen to my voice<br> To look for hidden doors, tidy floors, more applause.<br> You`ve been here all the time,<br> Like it or not, like what you got,<br> You`re under the soil (the soil, the soil),<br> Yes, deep in the soil (the soil, the soil, the soil!).<br> So we`ll end with a whistle and end with a bang<br> and all of us fit in our places.