Rats

<br>Very many years ago, the Bolivians were starving so, <br>They had rats as big as ponies there. They asked the Pope <br>To declare them fish. <br><br>Chorus: <br>We thank the Pope for granting us this wish. <br>When Friday comes, we`ll all call rats fish. <br>We catch them with a net, kill with the gun. <br>We`ll call it all forgotten when we`re done. <br><br>They didn`t look like rats at all, but like some horrendous horse doll. <br>Still they had to eat this thing. <br>In gratitude, the Pope-they kissed his ring. <br><br>Chorus <br><br>We`ll call it all forgotten when we`re done.