Couldn`t Care Less

I guess I lied to you when I told you I like baseball<br>It`s not so much the game I like it`s the hats<br>See this white band around my neck? It`s nice!<br>It`s not just fashion<br>Hartz made it to protect me from ticks, fleas, and gnats<br><br>I couldn`t care less what`s in a chocolate mousse<br>I couldn`t care less what are the five fruits in five alive juice<br>I couldn`t care less how old are Ernie and Bert<br>I couldn`t care less what`s under KD Lang`s skirt<br><br>Shaggy said to Velma, "Hey now Velma how you doing?"<br>And Velma said "Jinkies Shag I`m just fine."<br>Then Daphne said to Fred "Hey let`s get drunk down in the forest"<br>And all night Fred was yakking up red wine<br><br>I couldn`t care less why was Fonzie cool<br>I couldn`t care less how sweat hogs do in school<br>I couldn`t care less how do they fill the Caramilk bar<br>I couldn`t care less my car says "the door is ajar."<br><br>I couldn`t care less what`s in a chocolate mousse<br>I couldn`t care less what are the five fruits in five alive juice<br>I couldn`t care less how old are Ernie and Bert<br>I couldn`t care less what`s under KD Lang`s skirt<br><br>I wish I had a nickname like Crusher, Snake or Kenneth<br>Cause guys with nicknames always get the gals<br>When I grow up I`ll name my children Alice Albert and Alfred<br>I`ll call them for supper like this, "Dinner`s ready, Al!"<br><br>I couldn`t care less what Morton Downey says<br>I couldn`t care less what`s on the head of my Pez<br>I couldn`t care less do Zoodles need a trained zookeeper?<br>I couldn`t care less why`s the Super Big Gulp cheaper<br>No really, that`s ridiculous<br><br>I couldn`t care less what`s in a chocolate mousse<br>It’s ground up antlers<br>I couldn`t care less what are the five fruits in five alive juice<br>Apples, cheese, broccoli<br>I couldn`t care less how old are Ernie and Bert<br>Their like fourty or something<br>I couldn`t care less what`s under KD Lang`s skirt<br>I really don’t know