Dead Before I Was Born

<br>Well the lord must have had his day of when I was born<br><br>He went to bed closed his eyes and had some fun<br><br>Mummy sad she wanted me and I was welcome<br><br>Daddy gave his sperm and it was done<br><br>The first thing that I saw was white<br><br>The nurse cam with the scissors and said: its a boy<br><br>The doctor hit my ass, said come on cry<br><br>And then I started to scream and I was alive<br><br><br><br>Ooh ooh I was dead before I was born<br><br><br><br>And now Im here and I dont know why<br><br>Cause I wasnt asked at all