Bob White

<br>Bobby: <br> Just listen to the Bob White <br> He never could sing right. <br><br> Johnny: <br> You should hip him to the latest sound <br> And the talk that`s goin` �round. <br><br> Bobby: <br> Well, I was talkin` to the parakeet <br> And he said, &quot;Man, now about that beat?&quot; <br><br> Johnny: How about that beat? <br><br> Bobby: <br> Hey, … Bob White <br> Ain`t ya gonna swing tonight? <br><br> Johnny: <br> Several people heard the albatross … <br><br> Bobby: <br> Yes. <br><br> Johnny: <br> Whisper Robert is on the sauce … <br><br> Bobby: <br> I know for a fact he`s on the wagon. <br><br> Johnny: <br> Bob White <br> Nothing but a neophyte. <br><br> Bobby: <br> John, what does that word mean? <br><br> Johnny: <br> Amateur! <br><br> Bobby: <br> Even the pheasant <br> Found it unpleasant <br> Hearin` you hit that flat note. <br><br> Johnny: <br> Whereas the sparrow <br> Froze to his marrow <br> When he heard that note. <br><br> Bobby: <br> The opinion of the tufted grouse <br> Is you`ll play to an empty house. <br><br> Johnny: <br> Could happen to anybody! <br><br> Bobby: <br> Sure could. <br><br> Both: <br> Get up … off that pad <br> Shape up … make it, Dad <br> Bob White <br> You gotta sing it out tonight. <br><br> Johnny: <br> Take a letter to the meadow lark <br> In reply to his rude remark … <br><br> Bobby: <br> Well, the mails must go through. <br><br> Johnny: <br> Bob White <br> Invites you to a bash tonight. <br><br> Bobby: <br> My tux isn`t even pressed! <br><br> Take a wire to the nightingale <br> Tell him Bob ain`t begun to wail <br> Bob White`s <br> Gonna put him down for spite. <br><br> Johnny: <br> Circulate the word! <br><br> Call up the catbird <br> Tell that old fat bird <br> He`s gonna sing a storm up. <br><br> Bobby: <br> Hip the canary <br> It`ll be scary <br> After the warm up. <br><br> Johnny: <br> Man, he`s even gonna gas the goose <br> He`ll be looser than Dr. Seuss … <br><br> Bobby: <br> Wait a minute, John, do I detect a note of meaning that he`s gonna be right in tune? <br><br> Johnny: <br> Man, I`m tellin` ya ... he`s gonna be … on the moon! <br><br> Bobby: <br> I see. <br><br> Both: <br> Bob White <br> He`s gonna ball it up tonight. <br><br> Johnny: <br> Oh, he`s in there. <br><br> Bobby: <br> Ah, he whistles pretty. <br><br> Johnny: <br> Yeah, like a bird! <br><br> Bobby: <br> What?! <br><br> Johnny: <br> Hear the wire from the albatross … <br><br> Bobby: <br> Sounds urgent! <br><br> Johnny: <br> It reads Robert is still the boss … <br><br> Bobby: <br> Well, thank you very much, folks. <br><br> Johnny: <br> Bob White <br> He was in the grove tonight. <br><br> Bobby: <br> I quote directly from the whoopin` crane <br> He says, &quot;Man it was like insane.&quot; <br><br> Johnny: <br> He made it plain … <br><br> Bobby: <br> Bob White <br> Reelin` for a groovy fight <br><br> I thought I had him dead in the third round. <br><br> Johnny: <br> Hey, old papa redbird <br> Who is the head bird <br> Says you were in there swingin` <br><br> Bobby: <br> He was tryin`. <br><br> Even a jackdaw <br> Flew out the back door <br> Buckin` and wingin`. <br><br> Johnny: <br> You instigated such a swingin` gig <br> That all them quadrupeds wanna dig. <br><br> Bobby: <br> Here, here, … you mean ... <br><br> Johnny: <br> Here come the moose and elk! <br><br> Bobby: <br> There goes Lawrence Welk! <br><br> Both: <br> Bob White! Bob White! Bob White! <br> You really sang it out tonight! <br><br> Bobby: <br> Ah, it`s for the birds.