Chrismas Wrapping

<br>Originally performed by the waitresses<br><br><br><br>Bah hum.. no thats too strong!<br><br>Cause its my favorite holiday<br><br>But all this years been a busy blur<br><br>Dont think I have the energy<br><br>To add to my already mad rush<br><br>Just because it is the season<br><br>The perfect gift for me would be<br><br>Completions and connections left from last year<br><br>World tour, aeroplanes and babies.<br><br>Met some guys but never the time<br><br>Most of 98 was along those lines.<br><br><br><br>So deck the halls and trim those trees<br><br>Raise up the cups of christmas cheer<br><br>I just need to catch my breath<br><br>Christmas with my mates this year<br><br><br><br><br><br>Calendar picture<br><br>Frozen landscape<br><br>Chill this room for twenty four days<br><br>Evergreens, sparkling snow, get this winter over with<br><br>Flash back to spring time,<br><br>Sunny again<br><br>Would have been good to go for lunch<br><br>Couldnt agree when we were both free<br><br>We tried, we said wed keep in touch,<br><br>We didnt of course till the summer time,<br><br>Out to the beach to his boat could have joined him<br><br>No this time, it was me, sunburn in the third degree<br><br>Now the calendars just one page<br><br>And of course I am excited<br><br>Tonights the night but Ive set my mind<br><br>Not to do too much about it.<br><br><br><br><br><br>Merry christmas merry christmas<br><br>But I think Ill miss this one this year<br><br>Merry christmas merry christmas<br><br>But I think Ill miss this one this year<br><br><br><br><br><br>Merry christmas merry christmas<br><br>But I think Ill miss this one this year<br><br>Merry christmas merry christmas<br><br>But I think Ill miss this one this year<br><br><br><br><br><br>Hardly dashing through the snow<br><br>Cause I bundled up too tight<br><br>Last minutes have-to-dos<br><br>A few cards, a few calls<br><br>Because its r s v p<br><br>No thanks, no party lads<br><br>Its christmas eve, gonna relax<br><br>Turn down all of my invites<br><br>Last fall I had a night to myself<br><br>Some guy called halloween party<br><br>Waited all night for him to show<br><br>This time his car wouldnt go<br><br>Forget it, its cold, its getting late<br><br>Trudge on home to celebrate<br><br>In a quite way I unwind,<br><br>Doing christmas right this time<br><br><br><br><br><br>Merry christmas merry christmas<br><br>But I think Ill miss this one this year<br><br>Merry christmas merry christmas<br><br>But I think Ill miss this one this year<br><br><br><br><br><br>Tesco has provided me with the worlds smallest turkey<br><br>All ready in the oven, nice and hot<br><br>Oh damn, guess what I forgot<br><br>So its on with the boots back out in the snow<br><br>To the army all night garage but when to my wondering eyes should appear<br><br>In the line that guy Ive been chasing all year<br><br>Spending this one alone he said<br><br>Give me a break this years been crazy<br><br>I said me too, but why are you...<br><br>You mean you forgot the papers too<br><br>Then suddenly we laughed and laughed<br><br>Caught on to what was happening<br><br>Christmas magics brought this down to a very happy en-ending.<br><br><br><br>Merry christmas merry christmas<br><br>But I think Ill miss this one this year<br><br>Merry christmas merry christmas<br><br>But I think Ill miss this one this year<br><br><br><br><br><br>Merry christmas merry christmas<br><br>But I think Ill miss this one this year<br><br>Merry christmas merry christmas<br><br>But I think Ill miss this one this year