Gansta Rap

As I sit here takin` a crap I write myself`s a gansta rap. You will say "dat`s phat" and I will say "I know dat" As I look over at dos trees, I c dat they filled wit some bees. They all go "buzz buzz buzz" but it ain`t be as cool as soda fuzz I sit at home all alone..strokin` on ma bone. Den da dog, he come, and he say "yo leroy! I wants to have some fun!" so`s I pick up da news- paper, and I fro it to him. he picks it up, and says "let da games begin" Now after I tink about dis rap, I realize it`s not all dat phat. It not even a gansta one..just one I wrote for fun. Now peez leave me be`s...I got 2 fine honey`s. They coming over, and gonna give me a bulldozer...Wat? Wat wrong wit me getting a bulldozer? U saying a homie ain`ts allow to have one? Wat? mMss off!! Wat? Mess off!!