Fatty McGee

<br>Talking quietly] <br>M1: "Ms. Murphy is such a pain, man." <br>M2: "We just had a test a week ago. Now we gotta take another one tommorrow. This sucks!" <br>M1: "And it counts for 80 percent of our grade." <br>M2: "Well we better study our butts off." <br>M1: "Well we came to the right place, the ever so quiet library." <br>M2: "Ok, enough talking, let`s study!" <br>M1: "All right." <br>[Turning pages] <br><br>[Heavy steps] <br>M2: "Uh oh" <br>M1: "Oh no! Fatty McGee is coming. We`ll never get any studying done with him in the library." <br>[Heavy steps continue] <br>M2: "Oh god, he`s taking the stairs! That means he`s going to be way out of breath!" <br><br>[Fatty whining, try to catch breath] <br>M1: "Oh no, he`s going to sit with us." <br>Fatty: [Annoying whining voice] "Hey fellas, studying for the big test?" <br>M1: "Uh, yes Fatty, we were." <br>Fatty: [Still trying to catch breath] "Great! I`ll join ya." <br>[Fatty pulls out chair and falls into it, still whining horribly] <br>M2: "Hey Fatty, why don`t you go to the bathroom `till you catch your breath?" <br>Fatty: "No, no, I`m catching it!" <br>[Fatty continuing to whine and snort] <br>M1: "Ok, ok Fatty, but try to keep the wheezing level down, we`re trying to concentrate." <br>Fatty: [Continuing to wheeze and whine louder] "Sure, no problem." <br>M1: "Oh man." <br>Fatty: [Still snorting and whining loudly] "This test counts for eighty percent of our grade, you know." <br>[Whining continues even louder] <br>M1: "Yes Fatty, we know, we just said that." <br>[Wheezing continues a little softer] <br>M2: "Fatty! Please keep it down!" <br><br>[Fatty makes snoring/whining sounds] <br><br>M2: "Is he sleeping!?" <br>M1: "No, it`s his deviated sceptum. Seriously Fatty, keep the breathing down." [Snoring stops, more weird noise starts] <br>M2: "Ahh geez Fatty, what`s wrong with you!?" <br>Fatty: [Pausing, snorting] "I`m trying." <br>[Whining continues] <br>M1: "Fatty, you know what`s going to happen! Stop breathing so heavy! Please we gotta study!" <br>[Whining gets higher and higher until it`s continuous] <br>M2: "Oh no, that one`s going to do it!" <br><br>[Fire alarm sounding, fire trucks honking their horns, sirens reeling] <br>M2: "Fatty, the fire department thinks the fire alarm went off again!" <br>Fatty: [Continuing his LOUD annoying whine] "I`m sorry!" <br>Fireman Ray: "Fire! Man the building!" <br>M1: "Sorry Fireman Ray, it`s not the fire alarm." <br>Fireman Ray: "Fatty McGee, is that you again!?" <br>Fatty: [Stillin whining annoyingly] "Yes." [Snort] "Sorry." [Snort] <br>Fireman Ray: "Didn`t we tell you not to take the stairs anymore!?" <br>Fatty: [Whiney voice] "But I like the stairs!" <br>Fireman Ray: [annoyed] "Why!?" <br>Fatty: [Still whining horribly] "They`re fun!" <br>Fireman Ray: "Oh Fatty McGee, you`re the fattest!" <br>[Everyone laughing at stupid joke] <br>[Raspberry]