Two Fools a Minute

<br>Seems like everything I like<br>Will make me sick or poor or fat<br>Oh you beautiful doll sez qho<br>Say one for me<br>And try not to laugh<br>Who`s got the time?<br>Whh`ll hold the horses<br>Now ya see it<br>Now ya don`t<br>Now I`ve seen everything<br>At least everything I want!<br><br>Tasty, very sweet<br>Honney for the life of me<br>Tell me baby please,<br>Who`s that unexpected company?<br>So it`s up the road<br>Turn right next Thursday<br>Think that`s where I`m gone<br>I ain`t drownin` just waving<br>Ain`t even worth a song<br><br>We was makin` something of it<br>And &quot;X&quot; did mark the spot<br>But &quot;Y&quot;`s a crooked letter<br>I forgot...,<br>Burt not me Chief<br>I`m just Radar<br>I don`t talk in front of the kids<br>I know the difference<br>See; the meek shall inherit shit.<br><br>I`d wait for her parade<br>While she`s out doin` Yankee doodie<br>Thought I had it made<br>But the gravy train was late as usual<br><br>And it`s up the road<br>Turn right next Thursday<br>Think that`s where I`m gone I ain`t drownin` just wavin`<br>Ain`t even worh a song<br>See ya in the funny papers<br>Guess that`s where I`ll be<br>They say two fools born a minute<br>Guess that makes me three.