Beer Goggles

<br>The turn out tonight is weak<br> The crowd is looking meager<br> Only 40 to 50 in the flock<br> but 3 more beers and I`m playin` Woodstock<br> And you can probably see that we`re not all that tight<br> A couple more drinks will alter your sight<br> That does not mean fight<br> I`m not saying I have to be drunk<br> but tequila shots make it more fun<br> I`m havin` fun<br> (Chorus)<br> Oh, Beer Goggles<br> I love to put them on<br> Next to eachother at the bar<br> She`s thinkin` he`s the one<br> I`m thinkin` where`s my car<br> She thinks I look good<br> Obviously she didn`t smell that fart<br> "Oh, what kind of cologne is that you`re wearing?"<br> Hey man, it`s a start<br> "Hi, my name`s Barbie"<br> "My name`s Ken"<br> The perfect couple `cause we`re drunk in the head<br> I`m drunk again<br> (Repeat Chorus)<br> And one size fits all!!!