Flintstones

[ VERSE 1 ]<br>Once upon a time in a town called Bedrock<br>There lived a man named Fred who ran a dopespot<br>He had a right hand man named Barney<br>And loc`ed out fools who used automatic tools in his army<br>Fred worked for Mr. Slate<br>Who owned a rock factory, but Fred rocked up cakes<br>And sold em at 14.3<br>A 4.3 profit cause Slate gets 10 g`s<br>Fred made good bread but he was fed with the pay<br>And only Slate stood in his way<br>He had a plot for Slate which was murder<br>Discussed it with Barney over Brontosaurus burgers<br>Barney was down, he said, "Call me when you`re ready<br>But gimme a few hours to take a shower and fuck Betty"<br>Fred said "Yabadabadoo, it`s on"<br>Meet the Flintstones<br><br>[ VERSE 2 ]<br>Fred had a plot to get Slate over<br>He had porno on his Bedrock camcorder<br>Slate was on his way to the casino<br>Got flagged down by Fred`s dog, name`s Dino<br>He got persuaded by the dog`s dilemma<br>When he heard on the porno was Betty and Wilma<br>Slate got to the house and didn`t see a thing<br>He was shot, heard the cock of a M-16<br>Blew his whole head off, poor Mr. Slate<br>Barney rolled him in a rug, then dumped him off in a lake<br>But Fred didn`t know one thing<br>Before Slate came he gave the Buffalos a ring<br>And said he`d stop by Fred`s for a minute<br>And be at the casino as soon as he`s finished<br>But Slate never showed up, Mr. Slate`s gone<br>And the Buffalos is trippin - meet the Flintstones<br><br>[ VERSE 3 ]<br>Now Fred and Barney run a rock factory<br>And the pockets are past satisfactory<br>Barney bought Bam-Bam a ride<br>A stone Mercedes with 4 12`s inside<br>Because of the stone the beat sounded like treble<br>Gettin head from Fred`s daughter, name`s Pebbles<br>It was dark, all you saw was sparks from the guage<br>He was slippin cause the head had him in a daze<br>The Buffalos was deep in a Chevy<br>Lookin for Barney, but they only found Betty<br>Kidnapped the bitch, pistolwhipped her with a gat<br>Said, "We only askin once, where the fuck are they at?"<br>Scary-ass bitch snitched in a hurry<br>Said Fred and Barney was down in the quarry<br>They tied the bitch up and put two in her dome<br>Now the Buffalos is headed for the quarry - meet the Flintstones<br><br>[ VERSE 4 ]<br>Now Fred and Barney heard the bad news<br>The Water Buffalos was out payin dues<br>Fred said, "We ain`t goin out like punks"<br>Grabbed the 50-shot K and Barney grabbed the pump<br>Dumpin on the Buffalos meeting hall<br>Barney yellin, "One for one, nigga, all for all"<br>Sideways, headin straight back to the spot<br>But they didn`t know the Buffalos were posted on the block<br>Glocks cocked, soon as they spotted them, they got at them<br>Tryin to drop them, tryin to pop them<br>With M-16`s and A.R.-15`s<br>Tried to peel their cap with sub-Uzi machines<br>Barney caught a couple straight in the face<br>And Fred tried to make a run for the cash and the cakes<br>But he got rattled by the bullets as he stepped out the Brougham<br>And that`s the end of the Flintstones