Количество артистов: 43,846 Количество текстов песен: 642,600
Количество артистов: 43,846 Количество текстов песен: 642,600
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Артист: Digital UndergroundНазвание : The Packet ManДанные: текст песни / слова песни Жанры : hip-hop rap hip hop funk old school Видео:
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Excuse me trooper will you be needing any packets today? Yo B don`t be throwin` on my jacket ok? Cool just trying to get your attention So you can take a look at this invention Now peep these I got some more in my jacket [Man what are these condoms?] Uh uh: sex packets It`s like a pill you can either chew it up Or like an alka seltzer dissolve it in a cup And get this: see the girl on the cover? You black out, and she becomes your lover [You`re trippin] no, I`m serious, these are authentic [Yeah, well I don`t take hallucenogenics] Wrong again, my man, this is way more real But since you know everything, I`ll make someone else a deal Yeah he`s the packet man Yeah he`s the packet man Yeah he`s the packet man Yeah he`s the packet man [Well now you got me curious, I`m kind thinkin bout buyin it] Three for ten dollars, it can`t hurt to try it [Well what exactly do I get?] Well read what it says, look at the picture [Bet It says Chinese girl, age 17, waist 24, hips 33, Hmmm, this one here says young black virgin Man this is crazy, I`m gonna have to splure an get me a few of these things. How long do they last?] Well it depends, let`s see These cheap ones here are ten minutes But these are extra power, they last about a half an hour And these here sell for bout 40 `Cause you get two girls [Yeah it says orgy] Right, and if you`re married, it`s no big deal You`re not cheating at all, you`re just poppin a pill And if your wife`s got a headache and wants to hit the sack It`s cool, take a packet fool Biochemically compacted sexual affection Now here, take a look at my selection Yeah he`s the packet man Yeah he`s the packet man Yeah he`s the packet man Yeah he`s the packet man [OK, I want these two boxes of three And give my blondy here, and that one that says orgy And, by the way, I need something for my woman] Sure, I got guy packets [Cool, give me some of em] Now let me tell you how to take it: Either sit of lie down, and you really should be naked Otherwise you`re gonna mess up your clothes, know what I mean? This is more then just a dream It`s very realistic and it`s gonna blow your mind So be careful: only take one at a time And never take one behind the wheel You`ll black out and hit a pole [Cool, let`s make the deal] These are 40, these are 80, and this one here is 10 Just give me a hundred dollars, I`ll call it even But don`t pull your money out yet, see There`s one or two narcs in this area that sweat me Over here, [Yeah, this looks kinda cool 20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, shmoove] Here`s my number, in case you need to reach me again And remember, you need to be as safe as you can There`s only one thing safer then using your hand Dial that beeper number, and call the packet man Yeah he`s the packet man Yeah he`s the packet man Yeah he`s the packet man Yeah he`s the packet man | Похожие исполнители:
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