Calling from the Lord

["Punk rock? What is that, some kind of joke?"] I woke up one night with a terrible fright I knew the Lord was coming soon but what the hell was he doing in my room? He said, with a mighty crash and a lightning flash, "Son, you`re among the chosen few. Boy, have I got a deal for you." CHORUS And now I, I got a calling from the Lord Yeah, I, I got a calling from the Lord Yeah, I, I got a calling from the Lord He said, "Son, you`re just the one I`m lookin` for." He was kind of fat in his cowboy hat He spoke with a drunken slur I knew I should believe him but I wasn`t sure He said, "There`s quite a demand for this little scam of selling guilt and sin. He said, "My gift to you is a world of fools who like to follow guys like you." An opportunity, a growth industry You can lead the true believers if you follow me...CHORUS