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Жанры : rock alternative alternative rock punk comedy

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We gonna drop this next bomb for a money makin` playa
that ain`t with us no mo.
Yeah, Notorious B. I. G.
Hell no, we gonna do this for a gangbanging thug
that never seen it comin`.
Yeah, Tupac Shakur.
Nah bitch, I`m talkin` `bout motherfuckin` Falco and shit.
What? Falco?

Rock me Amadeus
Rock me Amadeus
Rock me Amadeus
Rock me Amadeus

Tried to O. D. on the Cold-Eeze
"Golden Girls" got me "Sweatin` To The Oldies"
Hanging out like Double Ds sip Long Island Iced Teas
Wrote to Mayor McCheese "Send a Shamrock Shake please!"
Three O` Clock on the dot time to cruise for Eighth graders
Rather tape the Weather Channel so that I can watch it later
Reruns of Rerun so "What`s Happening?"
Dee`s knocked up and Rog on crack again
Deep throat a whole Nutty Buddy
Make whoopie to a batch of Silly Putty
Make a Spam and Colgate sandwich and ate it
Go through "National Geographic" and draw panties on the natives
So I like to dance naked in front of my pets
But my cat was inattentive so I sent him U. P. S.
Playin` spin the bottle with my mom
I watch "Cops" with no pants on

Must`ve blown a fuse nothing`s going on
Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong
Buggin` out like Tori Spelling`s eyes
Deader than the parents on a "Party of Five"
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill
Not going nowhere slim chance we will
Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood
Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood

Relax don`t do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don`t do it when you wanna cum
Relax don`t do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don`t do it when you wanna cum

Nowhere to go I can`t wake up late
Just sit around and wait for my Old Spice to activate
Stalemate jailbait in "My So-Called Life" imprisonment
Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make isn`t it?
I like to pretend I`m speed reading
Never lose the sight of the thrill of sneezing
Don`t need a shower today just some Brut by Faberge
Smell the ass of my jeans clean they`ll do another day
And I recycle I sniff my own farts
I dial the wrong number hope a conversation starts
I mean I might as well be listenin` to Journey
Givin` myself a mullet hook the Flowbee to the Kirby
Make a prank call pretendin` I`m a mime
Get stuck in traffic just to pass the time
Sent a letter in the mail in Braille to Johnny Quest
Send me back my Etch-A-Sketch

Must`ve blown a fuse nothing`s going on
Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong
Buggin` out like Tori Spelling`s eyes
Deader than the parents on a "Party of Five"
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill
Not going nowhere slim chance we will
Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood
Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood

Relax don`t do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don`t do it when you wanna cum
Relax don`t do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don`t do it when you wanna cum

I`m mighty tighty whitey and I`m smugglin` plums
When you wanna cum
I`m mighty tighty whitey and I`m smugglin` plums
When you wanna cum
I`m mighty tighty whitey and I`m smugglin` plums
When you wanna cum
I`m mighty tighty whitey and I`m smugglin` plums
When you wanna cum

Yo yo yo yo yo! What it is motherfuckers?
Aw shit, here comes Pac-Man.
Hey Pac-Man, what`s up?
Me you bitches! I`m high on crack! Wanna freebase?
No Pac-Man drugs are bad!
Nope can`t help you man.
Pussies. Whoa! Holy shit!

Must`ve blown a fuse nothing`s going on
Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong
Buggin` out like Tori Spelling`s eyes
Deader than the parents on a "Party of Five"
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill
Not going nowhere slim chance we will
Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood
Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood

Relax don`t do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don`t do it when you wanna cum
Relax don`t do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don`t do it when you wanna cum

Holy macaroni
Holy macaroni
Holy macaroni
Holy macaroni

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