I Love My Boss (alternate Lyrics)

<br>These lyrics represent the original version of the song as closely as<br>possible. (Thanks to the Frvous Pages for these...)<br>He can`t stand a loss<br>He`s always cross<br>His name is Ross...<br>I love my boss<br>I love my boss<br>He isn`t full of fluff and gloss<br>He gives me work and many chores to do<br>My model, like Ben Cartwright to Hoss<br>And though he pays me minimum wage<br>It`s all I deserve at this stage<br>Some union hack said I should ask for more<br>I answered with suitable rage<br>I love my boss<br>I love my boss<br>I love my boss<br>I love my boss<br>One day I came to work too late<br>I`d had a Fruvous luncheon date<br>My boss he summoned me to speak with him<br>I sweated, awaiting my fate<br>He said "you`re gone!"<br>It was just like the wrath of Khan<br>But my dear boss let me apologize<br>I love him, and I had been wrong<br>He`s going out now with my sister<br>They go real heavy on the sauce<br>I`d like to tell him watch out mister<br>But he`s the boss<br>My friends they say that I am clinging<br>Ask why I`m carrying this cross<br>Who knows what x-mas will be bringing<br>From dear old boss<br>Bosses through the ages prove<br>They`re the ones who make it move<br>Bewitched would have an empty plate<br>If it weren`t for Larry Tate<br>Clark Kent reached the highest height<br>With the help of Perry White<br>And if we may be retrograde<br>Speak the name Reuben Kincaid<br>Now I`ve really kicked the sacred cow<br>I`ve got me working on the night shift<br>When my boss is out on the town<br>I love my boss<br>I love my boss<br>I love my boss<br>I love my boss