You Can Have Her

[ INTRO: Chris Rock ]<br>...All this ill shit<br>This fuckin Sir Mix-A-Lot shit<br>What the fuck is this shit?<br>See the shit`s video?<br>`PUT IT ON THE GLASS!`<br>`Put yo TITTIES on the glass`<br>This is like a pick-up line:<br>`How you doin?<br>I was wonderin, could you put yo BIG FUCKIN TITTIES on the glass?`<br>`No, I don`t wanna go to a movie, could you PUT EM ON THE GLASS?!`<br>`Put your titties on the glass`?!<br>What happened to `How ya doin? Whatcha doin later? Let`s catch a movie`?<br>No, `Put em on the glass`<br>`Put em on the fuckin glass`<br>What the fuck is this shit?<br>The girls got on bikinis - he got a fur coat on<br>What the fuck is the weather like in Seattle?<br><br>[ Sir Mix-A-Lot ]<br>All my ex`s, eat this one<br><br>(You can have her)<br><br>[ VERSE 1 ]<br>I used to have this girl, let`s say her name was Mona<br>Mona, fine young sugar comin out of Arizona<br>5 ft. 6 straight thick with a switch <br>And a set of them juicy-ass lips (Mmh...)<br>Kinky, just like me<br>She can take a straight gee <br>And put him down for the count 1, 2, 3<br>Needless to say I was kickin it<br>Cause I know when I`m the only one gettin it<br>But - ooh, things change when you don`t maintain<br>The same game you got her with, mayn<br>Flew back home, and I was slippin<br>Cause as soon as I left, another brother starts spittin<br>Throwin drag about wantin a family<br>Tryin to front because he wanna be manly<br>Tellin my girl how I`m playin the field<br>Boy, you`se a jake for real<br>Now a player I like, but you know I can`t stand no snitch<br>Tryin to front like he rich<br>Done shot your credit, cause you bought you a new E <br>320, and you wanna be a hoe like me<br>Now you done salted my game<br>Told my girl I`m a player, and you bought her a ring<br>You paid a lotta money just to grab her<br>I`ma tell you like this, trick: you can have her<br><br>(You can have her)<br><br>[ VERSE 2 ]<br>I gotta do what I gotta do<br>Baby girl`s through, so I need somethin new<br>You can`t keep a good mack down<br>I get around cause I got a tight thing up in Sea-Town<br>5`9" with dimples<br>Caramel skin, straight fine, hella tight, no pimples<br>Thinkin my game was concrete<br>But I gotta watch for them other entertainers and athletes<br>Especially the ones who wanna settle down<br>Cause they`ll beg and drink out your shoes and get they nose brown<br>Just the kinda man you wanted, ain`t it, honey?<br>A big buff dumb-ass fool with hella money<br>Down to spend till his knees bend<br>Then the athlete`s broke and his girl`s in the wind<br>And my girl gets mad, cause I never spend time like I`m s`posed to<br>Plus I`m a boaster<br>Shaggin up too damn quick, now she`s lookin for a sugar daddy<br>Just to get a `96 Caddy<br>A big truck she found<br>You young scrub on the bench for the Cleveland Browns<br>He never had nothin, thicker than a cheerleader<br>Now he got juice, so he eats her<br>And treats her to a big wad of cash<br>Too weak, so she left his ass<br>You can have her<br><br>(You can have her)<br><br>Just rollin by the Playboy Mansion...<br><br>[ VERSE 3 ]<br>I got me a, I got me a, I got me a, I got me a <br>Young bunny, young bunny in La-La Land<br>Wanna get freaky with the papa man<br>I smack her to the front, I smack her to the back<br>I smack it with the whiffle ball bat, remember that?<br>One happy black man I be<br>When my L.A. bunny wanna trip with me<br>Her name is Teresa<br>She was freakier than me, but I figured I could please her<br>She had the long braids<br>Chocolate sister, loved to cuff men like slaves<br>Arrived at the house at last<br>Seen two shades of lipstick on the same wine glass<br>Provocative artwork around me<br>Four pink slippers on the floor surround me<br>One pair`s for her, the other pair`s for who?<br>Plus she only lives in a one bedroom<br>Well hm - it might be on<br>Mйnage-а-trois, open la bouche, taste la bomb<br>Teresa`s roommate walks in<br>6 ft 2 with a wig and a stupid-ass grin<br>(Oh my goodness!)<br><br>(You can have her)<br><br>You done brought a big-ass man up in the room?<br>Girl, what`s wrong with you?<br>Honey, that is gay<br>Yo partner, you can have her<br>Cause I don`t want none of y`all<br>3`s Company, if you know what I`m sayin<br>Yeah<br><br>Put it on the danceflo`<br><br>Bring it back