Half `N` Half

{*Intro*}<br>[Blak Twang] (Mystro)<br>Twangsta!<br>Mighty Mystro (Yeah)<br>You take this `alf bro`, I`ll take the next `alf (Aiight)<br>We`ll do this half and half (Aiight, speakin` of half blood)<br><br>[Mystro] (Blak Twang)<br>Check it..<br>I`m fully sick, that`s only half of the madness<br>MCs see me comin` through and more than half of them vanish<br>I can`t screw, that`s only part of the package<br>Like I spit into space, and leave this Universe with half of a planet<br>You should feel that I`m sharp and a stabbin`<br>you half-arsewhips<br>Thinkin` you large right?<br>But you aren`t quite you half-pints<br>I grasp mics and start to spit in a way<br>that take`s the piss out of all these half-wits in the place<br>I`m feelin` more than half wicked today<br>So after I take the piss I`ll throw some half hard shit in ya face<br>And you can`t test<br>that`s why we aren`t stressed<br>Me and me Blak Twang spars get more attention than strippers that`s half dressed<br>(Aiyyo Mys`, stress?)<br>Blood, I can`t, f`real I`m blessed<br>I spit at the bricks of ya house and leave when there`s half and buildin` left<br>You ain`t heard the half of it son<br>I`m the man that can spit a whole verse with half of a lung<br>and half of a tongue<br>I make more than half of you run<br>And if not, you gettin` knocked half way outta the ring with half of a punch<br>I`ll make half of you breakfast and half of you lunch<br>And I ain`t eatin` you flavoured<br>that means I`m eatin` you fakes up, after I`m done<br><br>[Blak Twang] (Mystro)<br>{*Chorus*}<br>So what you havin`? (I`ll have half)<br>Top half or bottom half? (Fresh half or rotten half?)<br>Or the lost and forgotten half?<br>(We flow with proper class) Aiyyo that`s not the half<br>(Oi Twang, what `bout this half?) Yo Mys` I got this half<br>(What half?!)<br>They don`t know the half of my crew (What half?)<br>The half of my crew that`s barkin` at you (What half?)<br>They don`t know half of my crew (What half?)<br>The half that should be locked behind bars in a zoo<br><br>Zoo... zoo..<br>Yeah, yeah<br>The Rottonous<br>Yeah, yeah<br>The mosterous<br><br>Everyt`ings half and half<br>I`m half Human, half lyrics<br>Half of these rappers are half gimmicks<br>with half their half hearted hearts half in it<br>With half tracks that`s half finished<br>Fake half baked braids that half bake, their eighth<br>Six of one, half of dozen of the other<br>I discovered ya lover is ya cousins other-half half-brother<br>Your half handbags and half rubber<br>If half of the brothers are muggers than half the Government are bent buggers<br>Half the time some rhymes ain`t even sayin` half<br>Some ah them ain`t even half the MC I be when I`m half-past<br>You`ll be like Ali G, actin` daft for half a laugh<br>Tryna past for half-cast wit` ya half arse corny moustache<br>Half ya staff`s shaft half way up ya arse<br>Half the stars have been lip-servicing A-n-Rs<br>Ya crews half men, half mice, with half knives<br>them half twice, but only put arms to half life`s<br>I wouldn`t buy ya record if you sold it half price<br>at HMV, Virgin Megastore, Tower or Half Price<br>Half ya ra-ra sound blarzy-blah<br>I don`t need a whole lyric, I`ll kill him with half a bar<br><br>{*Chorus*}<br><br>[Blak Twang] (Mystro)<br>I smash and grab, split the bag, 50/50 Mys` you wit` me?<br>(Yeah I`m half way there blood, ready to heist the city)<br>So if the ice is pretty sharp that`s sumthin` to gimme sta`<br>(Well if I`m in the car you better jus` gimme half)<br>What, half the diamonds the same way that we half the rhymin`?<br>(Two halves is better than one when it`s done in half the timin`)<br>F`real blood you aren`t lyin`<br>but wait, that`s half true (What?!)<br>`Cuz I`m comin` wit` Big Ted and I offered him half too<br>(What?! Half it three ways, that sumthin` you can`t do)<br>Well who asked you?!<br>(As long as I`m gettin` my half cool<br>I know that it`s totally pos`<br>Like me and you both, liftin` the UK, up off`a this globe and throwin` it off)<br>Half of these crufts are all womened up<br>so when it`s time to collect, you best have more than half or show me the lot<br>(Or get smoked like half a spliff fully loaded wit` pot)<br>My barrels blowin` twice the size of half a hole in ya top<br>(T, we know you got skills man, why you showin` it off?)<br>`Cuz these little pebbles can`t be rollin` with boulders and rocks<br>(They`re vocally fucked, soundin` as if there throats have been cut IN HALF<br>Bring any party and we`ll be blow the shit up IN HALF)<br>They don`t know the half of dat<br>`cuz half of these cats are cack and they can hardly rap<br><br>{*Chorus*}<br><br>{*Outro*}<br>Zoo... zoo..<br>(They don`t know the half of dat... blood)<br>They don`t even know the half of the crew<br>They don`t even know the half of my crew<br>They don`t even know the half of my crew<br>They don`t even know the half of the crew<br>They don`t even know the half of the crew<br>The half that should be locked behind bars in a zoo<br><br>You take this half bro`, I take the next half, we do this half and half<br>...and half