The Element of Surprise

[E-40]<br>The names have been changed to protect the innocent<br>The Adventures of Lieutenant Roast a Botch..<br>and Sherrie Stack a Grip<br><br>Ay, ay ay, ay nigga pull that motherfucker, ay!<br>Ay! Ay hold on playboy<br>Ay pull that motherfucker over dude<br>(Bu bu bu bu bu bu bu!!)<br><br>[Silk-E]<br>I know he is not about to bring his motherfuckin ass over here<br><br>[E-40]<br>Buu!!! Huh?<br><br>[Silk-E]<br>Damn!<br><br>[E-40]<br>You had a smile on your face yesterday why you lookin mean today?<br><br>[Silk-E]<br>I was tryin to holla at your potnah that`s why<br><br>I say, uh-oh, look out danger<br>Captain Save a Hoe with the Rescue Rangers<br>You wanna holla right<br>Hell naw you ain`t gettin at this<br>While you was in the Hall of Game you should`ve checked my exhibit<br>Lieutenant Roast a who, I`ll leave you balless<br>Always can come, this ain`t no beach you fuckin walrus<br>I`m Sherrie Stack a Grip<br>Known for slappin niggaz`n shit<br>I`ll take your refrigerator and your bank roll bitch <br>Only way you gon` see this<br>If it`s under your tongue<br>Get out my face you fuckin eclipse, you`re blockin my sun<br>{*car tires skeeting*}<br><br>[E-40]<br>Bitch what the fuck you talkin bout? <br>It ain`t like you some kind of notch or somethin<br>You know what I`m sayin? Bitch<br>I`m Lieutenant Roast a Botch, you ain`t knowin huh?<br><br>Captain Save a Hoe<br>Bitch that`s my long distance cousin from Boise, Idaho<br>We cake patnas, but dude be savin hoes and I be savin marbles<br>It`s a long ass distance between me and that fool<br>Cause he`s one of them modest fellows<br>And I`m Lieutenant Roast a Botch known for roastin hoes like marshmellows<br>Let you tell it cause you a strong black sista about your clout<br>Knowin you ain`t got a pot to piss in and a window to throw it out<br>Are you itchin, can`t think about sexin<br>Irritated by yo` yeast infection<br>She`s a lazy hoe - y`all seen her<br>Sit in her ass all day and watch Jerry Springer<br>Ten kids by ten different dicks - Biotch!!..<br>Your whole house smell like piss<br><br>(Chorus)<br>[Silk-E] If it ain`t about cash, then it ain`t about shit<br>[E-40] Throw it, money, fonky cock beoott..ch<br>Lieutenant, Lieutenant, Lieutenant, Lieutenant Roast a Botch<br>Lieutenant, Lieutenant, Lieutenant, Lieutenant Roast a Botch<br>[Silk-E]<br>Sherrie Stack a Grip, Sherrie, Sherrie Stack a <br>Sherrie Stack a Grip, Sherrie, Sherrie Stack a <br><br>[E-40]<br>Aten-hut!!<br>Stand at attention cause one of the main thangs you need to learn<br>Is to shut the fuck up while tycoons is talkin<br>Raise your hand and don`t be speakin out of tongues<br>Only when told to speak, spoke<br>Only time you laugh is when I tell a joke<br><br>[Silk-E]<br>Nigga damn your personality<br>You`re never gettin no ass from me<br>Big, beared muthafucka couldn`t get no pussy, sittin there mad at me<br>Ain`t it about business for Pillsbury to be smokin on Swishers<br>Lieutenant look like you roastin mo`, turkeys than bitches<br>With your fat ass<br>Fix your cash in a grab bag<br>By the time you touch your toes <br>Muthafucka I`ll be in Baghdad<br><br>[E-40]<br>Hoooooo!! I heard your pussy went platinum<br>Cum all in the cervix, herpes chlamydia in the abdomen<br>Sherrie Stack a Grip<br>Nicknamed Sherrie Stuff a Dick - The Ratchet Mouth Biotch!!<br>See I go hard on a batch (HARD)<br>Like my little cousin Sir Nose rappin ass brother from Dallas