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Failure with Girls - By Macc Lads...
I`m pretty sure this is about right....Drink more Boddies.
Transcribed by Rodan
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F A
I`ve got an ugly face,
E B
With spots all over the place,
F A
I haven`t got any mates,
E B
And me clothes have gone out of date.
F A
I go to the pub on me own,
E B
And I drink me orange alone,
F A
I sit and stare at the crack,
E B
But they just turn their backs,

G C
I want to chat them up,
F B
But I stare at me feet,
G C F B
And then I go home and I beat me meat,
G C F B
I`m dead shy about the size of me dick,
D
And chips and gravy make me sick,

F E C
I`m a failure with girls I don`t know why,
C B F
He`s a failure with girls He don`t know why,
F E C
I`m a failure with girls They`re so unkind,
C B F
He`s a failure with girls They`re so unkind,
F E C
I`m a failure with girls They make me cry,
C B F
He`s a failure with girls They make hI`m cry,
F E B
Only wish I could say that I don`t mind.

F A
A Macc Lad said "Sonny take note",
E B
And he poured a pint of bitter down me throat,
F A
It were the first pint I ever had,
E B
And I changed to a real Macc Lad,
F A
Me clothes started looking dead flash,
E B
I got a tattoo and a moustache,
F A
And me car got a go-faster stripe,
E B
And now I pull crack every night,

C F B
And I`m not weak anymore,
C F B
Cause me dick measures three foot four,
C F B
So don`t you call me wimp,
G C
Cause it`s three foot four even when it`s limp.

F E C
I`m dead macho with girls I never fail,
C B F
He`s dead macho with girls he nevers fails,
F E C
I`m dead macho with girls cause I sup ale,
C B F
He`s dead macho with girls cause he sups ale,
F E C
I`m dead macho with girls thanks to E. Lees,
C B F
He`s dead macho with girls thanks to E. Lees,
F E B
Only wish that I didn`t have VD.

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