Id Rather Be Right Here

<br>When the pilot informed us of what he was planning<br><br>And I heard the dirty words &quot;emergency landing&quot;<br><br>Well my brakes locked up and my wheels fell off<br><br>Now its all I that can manage to go for a walk<br><br><br><br>I can see alright, all I need of the world outside<br><br>I believe instead<br><br>The important part is in my heart and not my head and<br><br>Id just as soon be home in bed; Id rather be right here<br><br>If my number comes up and Im supposed to be dead<br><br>Id rather be right here<br><br><br><br>If they voted me to be the leader of the nation<br><br>Id rather be right here<br><br>Or I won a trip abroad, a paid vacation<br><br>Id rather be right here<br><br>If they told me that the world was ending today<br><br>Id rather be right here<br><br>If I had a bumper sticker this is what it would say:<br><br>Id rather be right here<br><br><br><br>Cause I see enough; now Im willing to be out of touch<br><br>Put my head in the sand<br><br>I wanna sit right down and take a stand<br><br>I dont need to be a traveling man; Id rather be right here<br><br><br><br>But if you wanna see the world, well, be my guest<br><br>Where you might end up is anybodys guess<br><br>If you get on a plane, say for new orleans<br><br>And you land in smithereens, dont call me<br><br>Cause Ill be undercover with the girl of my dreams<br><br>Im gonna be right here