England 2 Colombia 0

<br>Oh you shouldnt have kissed me and got me so excited<br><br>And when you asked me out I really was delighted<br><br>So we went to a pub in belsize park<br><br>And we cheered on england as the sky grew dark<br><br>Oh you shouldnt have kissed me cause you started a fire<br><br>But then I found out that youre a serial liar<br><br><br><br>You lied about your status<br><br>You lied about your life<br><br>You never mentioned your three children<br><br>And the fact you have a wife<br><br>Now its england 2 colombia 0<br><br>And I know just how those colombians feel<br><br><br><br>If you hadnt passed out while I was talking to your friend<br><br>It could have really ended badly cause you very nearly had me<br><br>If he hadnt taken pity on my heart full of desire<br><br>I might never have found out youre a serial liar<br><br><br><br>You lied about your status<br><br>You lied about your life<br><br>You forgot you have three children<br><br>You forgot you have a wife<br><br>Now its england 2 colombia 0<br><br>And I know just how those colombians feel<br><br><br><br>It is not in my nature to ever pick the winning team<br><br>Sometimes I think Im happy then I remember its a dream<br><br>Now it isnt in my nature to ever pick a winner<br><br>I always pick a bastard who would have me for his dinner<br><br><br><br>I can never possess the object of my desire<br><br>Cause hes bound to turn out to be a serial liar<br><br>Ok I didnt mention my kids, I thought Id wait a bit<br><br>But I am free and single and hes a lying git<br><br><br><br>Cause he lied about his status<br><br>He lied about his life<br><br>He forgot he had three children<br><br>He forgot he had a wife<br><br>And its england 2 colombia 0<br><br>I know just how those colombians feel<br><br><br><br>So I got into a taxi and sobbed all the way home<br><br>Called my friend up in sao paulo and cried down the phone<br><br>I played some tragic music and I lay down to die<br><br>But later I woke and I hadnt stopped crying<br><br><br><br>You should never have kissed me, you tasted of deceit<br><br>Your perfume was adultery but Im not a piece of meat<br><br>So Ill be the one that you couldnt acquire<br><br>I found out in time youre a serial liar<br><br><br><br>You lied about your status<br><br>You lied about your life<br><br>And I pity your three children<br><br>And I pity your poor wife<br><br>Now you can go to hell<br><br>Im going to brazil<br><br>Still its england 2 colombia 0