Количество артистов: 43,846 Количество текстов песен: 642,600
Количество артистов: 43,846 Количество текстов песен: 642,600
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Артист: Chaplin CharlieНазвание : I`m An Animal TrainerДанные: текст песни / слова песни Жанры : punk seen live s h s h s h s h s h s h s h s h s h s h s h s h s h s h s h s h s h s h s h s h Видео:
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I`m an animal trainer, A circus entertainer. I`ve train animals by the score: Lions, tigers, and wild boar. I`ve made and lost a fortune in my wild career. Some say the cause was women, and some say it was beer! And then I went through bankruptcy and lost my whole menagerie But I did not despair -- I got a bright idea. While searching through my underwear a thought occurred to me: I`m tired of training elephants, so why not train a flea? Why should I hunt for animals and through the jungle roam When there`s local talent to be found right here at home? I found one but I won`t say where And educated him with care And taught him all the facts of life And then he found himself a wife. I give them board and lodgin`s free And every night they dine off me. They don`t eat caviar or cake But they enjoy a good rump steak Off my anatomy, Off my anatomy. It is an odd sensation When after meals they take a stroll around the old plantation! Now, I`m as happy as can be. I`ve bought them lots of tricks, you see. And now they`re both supporting me, They`re both supporting me! Walk up! Walk up! I`m the greatest show on earth! Walk up! Walk up! And get your money`s worth! See Phyllis and Henry, those educated fleas Cavorting and sporting on the flying trapeze! So any time you itch, don`t scratch or make a fuss! You never can tell, you might destroy some budding gen-i-us! [alternate line:] You never can tell, you might expel some budding gen-i-us! | Похожие исполнители:
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