Peter Piper

<br>Now Peter Piper picked peppers but Run rapped rhymes. <br>Humpty Dumpty fell down that`s his hard time. <br>Jack B. Nimble what nimble and he was quick <br>but Jam Master was faster Jack saw Jay`s dick. <br>Now little Bo Peep cold lost her sheep <br>and Rip van Winkle fell the hell asleep. <br>And Alice stilled her hunger in Wonderland <br>Jack [...] Jill busta in his hand. <br>And Jam Master Jay is making out our sound <br>the turntables might wobble but they don`t fall down. <br><br>I got the juice and Mother Goose both did that thing. <br>Jam Master`s gettin` loose and DMC`s the king. <br>Cause he`s adult entertainer, child educator, <br>Jam Master Jay, king of the crossfader. <br>He`s the better of the best, best believe he`s the baddest. <br>Perfect timin` when I`m climbin`, I`m rhymin` at fast. <br>When he cuts, girls move their butts. <br>His name is Jay, hear the play, he must be nuts. <br>And on the mix, real quick, and I`d like to say <br>he`s not fat, but he`s fast and his name is Jay! <br><br>It goes a one, two, three and... <br><br>Jay`s like King Midas, as I was told, <br>everything that he touched, turned to gold. <br>He`s the greatest of the great, get it straight he`s great. <br>Playing fame cause his name is known in every state. <br>His name is Jay to see him play will make you say: <br>"Goddamn, that DJ made my day!" <br>Like the butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker, <br>he`s a maker, a breaker, and a title taker. <br>Like the little old lady who lived in a shoe. <br>If cuts were his, he would be you. <br>I`m not lying, y`all, he`s the best I know, <br>and if I lie, my nose will grow <br>like the little wooden boy named Pinochio, <br>and you all know how the story goes! <br><br>Tricks are for kids he plays much gigs. <br>He`s the big bad wolf and you`re the three pigs. <br>He`s the big bad wolf in your neighbourhood, <br>not bad meaning bad, but bad meaning good! <br><br>There it is... <br><br>We`re Run-DMC, got a beat to settle. <br>D`s not Hansel, he`s not Gretel. <br>Jay`s a winner, not a beginner. <br>His pocket gets fat, other get thinner. <br>Jump on Jay like cows on moons, <br>People take Jay like dish and spoon. <br>Hands like all, first hails aim, <br>you`ll see Jay again my friend! <br>Huh!