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<br>(HIGGINS begins playing a recording.)<br>ELIZA. (recorded voice, speaking)<br>Oh, we are proud!<br>He ain`t above giving lessons, not him.<br>I heard him say so.<br>Well I ain`t come here to ask for any compliment.<br>And if my money`s not good enough,<br>I can go elsewhere.<br>HIGGINS. (recorded voice, speaking)<br>Good enough for what?<br>ELIZA. (recorded voice, still speaking)<br>Good enough for you.<br>Now ya know, don`tcha?<br>I`m come to have lessons,<br>and pay for `em, too,<br>make no mistake.<br>PICKERING. (recorded voice, speaking)<br>What is it you want, my girl?<br>ELIZA. (recorded voice, still speaking)<br>I - I want to be a lady in a flower shop,<br>instead of sellin` on the corner at Tottenham Court Road.<br>But they won`t take me<br>unless I can talk more genteel.<br>He said he could teach me.<br>Well, here I am, ready to pay,<br>not askin` any favor,<br>and he treats me as if I was dirt.<br>I know what lessons cost as well as you do,<br>and I`m ready to pay.<br>I won`t give more than a shillin`.<br>Take it or leave it!<br>HIGGINS. (recorded voice, still speaking)<br>It`s almost irresistable.<br>She`s so deliciously low,<br>so horribly dirty.<br>I`ll take it!<br>I`ll make a duchess of this<br>draggle-tailed guttersnipe.<br>ELIZA. (a "click", as she stops the recording)<br>I washed me face and `ands before I come, I did.<br>HIGGINS.<br>Eliza?<br>(HIGGINS sits, reclines, pulls his hat forward over his eyes.)<br>Where the devil are my slippers?