Количество артистов: 43,846 Количество текстов песен: 642,600
Количество артистов: 43,846 Количество текстов песен: 642,600
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Артист: The LimelitersНазвание : VasectomyДанные: текст песни / слова песни Жанры : folk vocal pop male vocalists favorite artists Видео:
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Well, I went to see my Doctor, I said, "Doc, I can`t pay my bills! The rent`s all spent, The truck`s got a dent, And I think I`m gettin` the chills From being forced to sleep alone, You see this house just ain`t no home, I can`t afford no kids, My life is on the skids, `Cause my woman says "Leave me alone, Unless you get a vasectomy! You ought to get a vasectomy! Just one little male alteration Can keep us from another altercation! Get a vasectomy! You ought to get a vasectomy! Oh what a vas deferens there could be!" Well, the next thing I know, I`m laying on a table With a light shinin` in my eyes! They strapped my wrists, They strapped my ankles, And they double-strapped my thighs! The nurses were a gigglin` And I was a wigglin`, Most uncomfortably, When the Doc walked in, With a perverted grin, And here`s what he said to me: "It only hurts For a little while, That`s what they tell me, That`s what they say!" Oooeeeiy! Ooooh! Aiiiy Oh! Well, it`s two weeks later, And I feel a little better, My mind is more at ease. The rent`s still spent, The truck`s got a dent, But my woman`s no longer a tease! And even down at the office, There is a lot more interest in me, The girls all grin when I walk in! And brother, they mean to please A man with a vasectomy, You ought to get a vasectomy! Like a sun-kissed orange, I`ve been squeezed, `Cause its all juice and there`s no seed! Well, a vasedctomy! You ought to get a vasectomy! Oh what a vas deferens! It`s beginnin` to make a little sense! Oh what a vas deferens there could...` Here is the part that I like the most, It takes the danger out of bein` close! Oh what a vas deferens there could.. They snip those little suckers right in two And clamp `em of with super-glue! Oh what a vas deferens there could be! | Похожие исполнители:
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