Количество артистов: 43,846 Количество текстов песен: 642,600
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Артист: Weird Al YancovicНазвание : Your Horoscope for TodayДанные: текст песни / слова песни Жанры : Видео:
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Текст песни Weird Al Yancovic - Your Horoscope for Today AquariusThere's travel in your future When Your tongue freezes to theBack of a speeding busFill that void in your life By playing Whack-A-Mole Seventeen hours a day( ) PiscesTry to avoid any Virgos or Leos With the Ebola virusYou are the true Lord of the Dance, No matter what those idiotsAt work sayAriesThe look on your face will be priceless When you find that fortyPound watermelon in your colonTrade toothbrushes With an albino dwarf, Then give a hickey to Meryl StreepTaurusYou will never find true happiness - What you gonna do, cry about it?The stars predict tomorrow You'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff,And then go back to sleepThat's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)That's your horoscope for todayThat's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)That's your horoscope for todayGeminiYour birthday party Will be ruined once again By your explosive flatulenceYour love life will run into trouble When your fiance hurls aJavelin through your chestCancerThe position of Jupiter says Wou should spend the rest of theWeek face down in the mudTry not to shove a roll of duct tape Up your nose while takingYour driver's testLeoNow is not a good time to photocopy Your butt and staple it toYour boss's face, oh noEat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, Then wash it down withA gallon of strawberry, QuickVirgoAll Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - Except for youExpect a big surprise Today when you Wind up with your head impaledOn a stickThat's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)That's your horoscope for todayThat's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)That's your horoscope for todayNow you may find it inconceivable Or at the very least a bitUnlikely that the relative positionOf the planets and the starsCould have a special deep significance Or meaning that txclusivelyApplies to only you, But let me give you my assurance that theseForcasts and predictions are all based on Solid, scientific, documented Evidence.So you would have to be some kind of moronNot to reaize that every single one Of the is absolutely true.Where was I?LibraA big promotion is just Around the corner for someone much moreTalented than youLaughter is the very best medicine, Remember that when your appendixBursts next weekScorpioGet ready for an unexpected Trip when you call screaming fromAn open windowWork a little harder On improving your low self-esteem, You stupid freakSagittariusAll your friends are laughing behind Your back (kill them)Take down all those Naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine You've got hanging in your denCapricornThe stars say that you're An exciting and wonderful person, butYou know they're lyingIf I were you, I'd lock My doors and Windows And never never never never never Leave my house againThat's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)That's your horoscope for todayThat's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)That's your horoscope for todayThat's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)That's your horoscope for todayThat's your horoscope for today(Yay yay yay yay yay)That's your horoscope for today | Похожие исполнители:
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