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фотография Weird Al Yankovic

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1985 Food Medley07The Rye And The Kaiser

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Жанры :    comedy   parody   fucking amazing   makes me happy   polka

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Fat and week what a disgrace.
Guess the champ got too lazy.
ain`t goin` to fly now.
He`s just taking up space.
Sold his goves, threw his eggs down the drain.

But he`s no bum he works down the street.
he baught the neighbourhood deli
Back on his feet now he`s chopping up meat.
From inside maybe you`ll hear his say.

try the rye or the kaiser
they`re our special tonight
if you want you can have an appetiser
You might like a salami and the liver`s alright
And they`d realy go well with the rye or the kaiser

Never eats while on the job
he heard it`s good to stay hungry
but he makes a pretty mean shish kabab
have a taste they were made fresh today

try the rye or the kaiser
or the weed or the wight
maybe i can suggest an appetiser
stay away from the tuna it smells funny tonight
but you just can`t go wrong with the rye or the kaiser

So today his deli comes first
Steady dreams of his past days of glory
goes in the back and beats upon the liver works
all the while you can still hear him say

It`s the rye or the kaiser
it`s the thrill of one bite
let me please be you catering advisor
If you want substatution I won`t put up a fight
You can have your roast beef on the rye or the kaiser

the rye or the kaiser

the rye or the kaiser
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