Livin` In The Fridge

(Steve Tyler/Joe Perry/Mark Hudson/Al Yankovic) There`s somethin` weird in the fridge today I don`t know what it is Food I can`t recognize My roommate won`t throw a thing away I guess it`s probably his It looks like it`s alive... And livin` in the fridge...livin` in the fridge Livin` in the fridge...livin` in the fridge There`s somethin` gross in the fridge today It`s green and growin` hair It`s been there since July If you can name that object In that baggie over there Then mister, you`re a better man than I It`s livin` in the fridge You can`t stop the mold from growin` Livin` in the fridge Can`t tell what it is at all Livin` in the fridge You can`t stop the mold from growin` Livin` in the fridge Tell me do you think it should be carbon-dated Fumigated or cremated and buried at sea? You try to save a little bit of your home cookin` Couple weeks later, got a scary-lookin` specimen It always happens, my friend Again and again and again and again Somethin` stinks in the fridge today And it`s been rottin` there all week It could be liver cake or woolly mammoth steak Well, maybe I should take another peek... Livin` in the fridge You can`t stop the mold from growin` Livin` in the fridge Can`t tell what it is at all Livin` in the fridge You can`t stop the mold from growin` Livin` in the fridge Livin` in the fridge Don`t know what it is, don`t know what it is Livin` in the fridge Don`t know what it is, don`t know what it is Livin` in the fridge Don`t know what it is at all Livin` in the fridge, yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah