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Артист: South ParkНазвание : Mountain TownДанные: текст песни / слова песни Жанры : comedy soundtrack south park funny humor Видео:
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Stan:There`s a bunch of birds in the sky, and some deers just went running by! Oh the snow`s pure and white on the earth rich and brown, just another Sunday morning in my quiet mountain tooo! The sun is shining and the grass is green, under the 3 feet of snow i mean, this is a day when it`s hard to ware a frooooo! All the happy people stop to say hello. Stranger:Get out of my way! Stan: Even though the tempetures low. It`s a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet little mountain town! Stan`s Mom:Well good morning Stan!Stan:Can I have 8 dollars to see a movie? Stan`s mom:But I thought you were going skating... Stan:But mom this is gonna be the best movie ever, It`s a foriegen film, from Canada! Stan`s mom:Alright, here you go but be back for supper! Stan:Thanks mom! Stan`s mom:Oh what a picture perfect child, just like Jesus he`s tender and mild, he`d a wear a smile while he wore a thorny croo! What an angel with a heart so sweet and sure, and a mind so open and pure, thank God we live in this quiet little redneck mountain town! Stan:Hi is your son home? Kenny`s mom:I think so, Hey(Stan:ow!)Kenny wake up, Kenny damnit come on! Kenny:I`m coming! Stan:Kenny, the Terrence & Phillip movie is out you wanna come? Kenny:don`t know Kenny`s mom:Where do you think your going? Kenny:I`m going to see the T&P movie! Kenny`s mom:You can`t you have to go to church! Kenny:But mom I really wanna see this movie! Kenny`s mom:Fine go ahead and miss church,and when you die and go to hell you can answer to satan! Kenny:OK! Stan:you can see your breath hanging in the air, you see homeless people but you just don`t care, It`s a sea of smiles in wich we`d be glad to drown! Kenny:don`t know Stan:That`s right, it`s Sunday morning in our quiet little white-bred redneck mountain town! Kyle:Ok Ike let`s try this 1 more time! Ike:don`t know Kyle:Kick the baby! Ike:Don`t kick the baby. Kyle:Kick the baby!! Stan:Kyle, were going to the T&P movie! Kyle:Oh my god dude! Kyle`s mom:Kyle,what`s going on? Kyle:nothing, were going skating now! Kyle`s mom:Oh well take your little brother out with you! Kyle:Aw mom he`s not even my real brother, he`s adopted! Kyle`s mom: Do as I say Kyle! Kyle:Ok, ok I`m sorry! Kyle`s mom:Look at those frail and fragile boys, it really gets me down! The world is such a rotton place and city life`s a complete discrase! That`s why i moved to this redneck mushangana quiet mountain town! (ding dong) Cartman:Mooom somebody`s at the dooor! Mom somebody`s at the door I said! Cartman`s mom:Coming hun... Cartman:Ah I can`t see the T.V.! Reportor:It`s been 6 weeks since Saddam Hussan was killed by a pak of wild boars, and the world is still glad to be rid of him. Cartman`s mom:Oh look Eric, It`s your little friends. Ike:Fireman! Cartman:What are you guys doing here?(sees movie add)OH SWEET DUDE YES YES!!! All 4 boys: Off to the movies we shall go, where we learn everything that we know, cuase the movies teach us what are parent`s don`t have time to say! And this movies gonna make are lives comeplete! Cause T&P are sweet(Cartman:super sweet)Thank god we live in this quiet little po-dunk white-trash Kenny:don`t know U.S.AAAAAA. Stan: Can I have 5 tickets to T&P Asses of Fire please? Clerk:NO! | Похожие исполнители:
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