Sleepin Wit My Fonk

How can a brother like Mix get played on?<br>Used to get my fade on, now I`m sprayin Raid on<br>Tryin to keep my game buck proof<br>Salt-N-Pepa said +Shoop+, now my girl done cut loose<br>One down, too many more to go<br>But when did my game slip, bro?<br>Cause I can`t stand when a man reads my game plan<br>Took my number, two girl, then ran<br>Uhhh, now she got a brother named Dexter<br>In a drop-top, rollin down Gessler<br>But I`m the biggest mack in this town<br>Lose one girl and muthafuckas wanna trip now<br>Feel me, cause I`m about to get real, see<br>Mad suckas wanna get `em up wit me<br>Get back, cause I bought me a big gat<br>Now I got him on flat back<br>Back to the brother named Dexter<br>Feelin kinda proud I betcha, but I won`t let cha<br>Brag to the suckas in the hood though<br>When you`s a black man lookin like Fabio<br>So when my girl comes back<br>Tryin to get nasty n` make Dr. Richard get fat<br>Get me sprung, you wish you could<br>Now Mix gotta get wit Dexter`s goods<br><br>[Somebody, been sleepin wit my fonk]<br>Don`t funk with my fonk<br>[Somebody, been sleepin wit my fonk]<br>That`s a no-no, partner<br>[Somebody, been sleepin wit my fonk]<br>Mmm-hm<br>[Somebody, been sleepin wit my fonk]<br><br>Mista Dexter is kinda feelin like a hero<br>Watch Mix-a-Lot put him on zero<br>Hit the streets in my Benz<br>I`m lookin for Dexter`s girlfriend<br>If he got mine, I`m about to get his <br>Cause that`s the way it is in the mack biz<br>Dexter`s girl said she was his wife<br>So now I gotta hit him with the mack knife<br>So I pulled up (uhh!) tough, to get my mack on<br>Baby girl tryin to show a little back bone<br>But it`s all good when she`s seen<br>That white 500 sittin in the front<br>And get dressed, c`mon we gotta head west<br>You can tell Mix what you wanna do next<br>She said roll on down to the Edgewater Inn<br>Aw, Mix done done it again<br>A gut check, operatin on the suspect<br>The object to make a girl`s sex flex<br>Baby starts to squiggle n` squirm<br>And watch out baby, cause it`s my turn<br>Now I`m takin baby back home<br>The rendezvous is straight ON<br>Cause this is the game that I`m playin<br>Now Dexter`s bout to start sayin ...<br><br>[Somebody, been sleepin wit my fonk]<br>Don`t funk with my fonk<br>[Somebody, been sleepin wit my fonk]<br>I done told ya, boy<br>[Somebody, been sleepin wit my fonk]<br>Gotta watch it, Dexter!<br>[Somebody, been sleepin wit my fonk]<br><br>Now I`m feelin like a champ, bumpin my amps<br>Rollin wit a pocket full o` green stamps<br>Picked up the cellular, callin my main thang<br>But the phone just rang<br>Uh oh! Paranoia got me trippin<br>Am I slippin or is another brother spittin?<br>Backtrackin my game, I remember one loose end<br>Everybody`s seen my Benz<br>Damn, now I`m pullin on my goatee<br>Jealousy`ll make my enemies snitch, see<br>Too many mack rhymes, too many mack lines<br>Now it seems I`m about to get mine<br>Walk into the crib-ah<br>Check in like Virgil Tibbs-ah<br>Lookin up under the bed fah evidence of Dexter<br>Wonderin, wonderin if ...<br><br>[Somebody, been sleepin wit my fonk]<br>Don`t funk with my fonk<br>[Somebody, been sleepin wit my fonk]<br>I done told ya, boy<br>[Somebody, been sleepin wit my fonk]<br>It`s a step, partner<br>[Somebody, been sleepin wit my fonk]<br>Now walk it on down