Area 69

It was a dark and dreary night<br>That a spaceship landed right in my backyard<br>It shook my room and woke me up<br>From a deep sleep<br>From a cool dream<br>Something bright, a yellow light<br>Like a moonbeam<br>So I stood up<br>I went to the window<br>Where I saw a pretty yellow light<br>What a sight, what a fright to see<br>An alien looking straight up at me<br>Does he want to hurt me?<br>Does he only want my family?<br>Should I offer him a kudo?<br>Or should I just go say hello?<br>Should I just go say hello...<br><br>I walked out my backdoor<br>Up to it and stuck my hand<br>Right in the air with fear<br>But I said to it<br>"Hello and how are you?"<br>Well then it turned to me<br>And I could see<br>That this alien was surely not a he<br>And so I said, "I come in peace"<br>She said, "Please make love to me"<br>Who am I to complain?<br>I don`t even have to ever know her name<br>Could my girlfriend ever know<br>That I screwed a UFO<br>That I screwed a UFO<br><br>I should have known right from the start<br>That this E.T. bitch was to break my heart<br>She had her own way<br>She sucked me into her game<br>She might as well just be a normal girl<br>She smiled and waved<br>And took off back to the milky way<br>To the milky way<br>To the milky way<br>To the milky way<br>Yeah, ohhh