Has Anyone Seen My Underwear

Woke up, flat faced on a kitchen floor<br>With an empty bottle of J+B plastered in my hand<br>My headache was intense, there was a sudden chill in the air<br>But the biggest shock that was yet to come, I was missing my underwear<br><br>Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?<br>Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?<br>Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?<br><br>I looked up and down, and all around<br>People stopped to stare<br>I asked everyone about it, but no one seemed to care<br>It`s just not fair, what a nightmare<br>Wish I had a spare, but I don`t<br><br>Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?<br>Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?<br>Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?<br><br>What could`ve happened with it?<br>I hear all them laughing<br>Hiding myself in the dark<br>I miss all those skidmarks<br><br>Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?<br>Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?<br>Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?<br><br>I was about to give up<br>I was about to go home<br>When I saw my pair of BPTs laying there by the phone<br>I saw that they were fine, but I`m still drunk and naked<br>Everybody laugh and everybody screamed---<br><br>Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?<br>Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?<br>Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?<br><br>Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?<br>Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?<br>Has anyone, anyone seen my underwear?<br><br>Where could it be?