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фотография MC Chris

Название :

MC Chris Ownz

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Жанры :    nerdcore   hip-hop   rap   comedy   hip hop

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Mc Chris Ownz

MC Chris ownz
I wanna go to an MC Chris show
But he doesn`t tour, so in the meantime
I`m gonna memorize all of his rhymes

I spell word with a three
Name`s MC
Other rappers flow weak
Like window unit AC`s

Latins on my penis
Japanese on they knees
I love all the ladies
As long as they eighteen

I got bling up the ying
A plethora of Porsches
I`ll say anything
`Cause my mouth is remorseless

Even the source says
My hip hop`s a vortex
Leave horseheads on doorsteps
My mic checks cost Corvettes

The strobe light explodes white
As I step on the floor
The barkeep knows the code
So he throws me a Stroh`s

Weak MC`s decompose
`Cause they know I can flow
Like wessel comma zam
Through corruscant corridors

Humidors filled with stoges
Filled with dro
Like Nine-Oh-Two-One-Oh
Is filled with the word bro

Fuck the lexicon of octagons
I`m all about go
These amateurs got catheders
I`m all about pro`s

MC Chris ownz
I wanna go to an MC Chris show
But he doesn`t tour, so in the meantime
I`m gonna memorize all of his rhymes

I`m lit like a branch davidian
Or what`s left of the lithium
In Cobain`s cranium
I fill Wimbly Stadium

Once bitten, twice shy
Call it pyromania
When I roll up in Kashyyk

I roll three Jedi`s
The fleet of peeps that I creep
All got vest`s underneath

There`s no need to believe
In the heat that I keep
Or the swears that I *bleep*
Of the heiresses I freak

It`s embarrising to me
I`m like kerosene it seems
Or D-R-E-W B with incendiary schemes
Blowin` up, makin` cream

I am just like Howard Dean
When I scream
I get red
I get mean

Can`t believe you be buying
What I be shucking and jiving
Fuck it if I am the next big thing
With promotional tie-ins

I am just cartoon making rapper
You think I`m lying
Everybody bust a move
Like it is that rave in Zion

My self aggradizing and deprecation
Keeps `em guessing
Call my venus flytrap
`Cause my DJ`s Howard Hessman

Word `em up, yo
Word `em up, yo
I just let the rap game
Out of a choke hold

MC Chris ownz
I wanna go to an MC Chris show
But he doesn`t tour, so in the meantime
I`m gonna memorize all of his rhymes
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