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фотография MC Chris

Название :

Tractor Beam

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Жанры :    nerdcore   hip-hop   rap   comedy   hip hop

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I`m like Kenny Rogers in Six Pack
Girls won`t give my dick back
All this sex affects my syntax
The pistol I pack`s impact

Make`s you gasp infact
So sit back, relax
While I grind this axe
On your Brazillian wax

Without fishing fast
I bask in the slash
Underneath your cinnamon ass
About ten minutes it lasts

I pull it out and pass gas
My name is MC Chris
Kinda cute
Kinda crass

Ladies love me sending pic`s
Where they`re scantilly clad
Send some back
Then invite them to come crash at my pad

They`re like
Oh my G, OMG, that`d be so rad
We make the beast with two backs
Until we both get whiplash

Get with the program
Strip to the slow jam
Slip on a Trojan
Kissin` the toes and

Move to the knees
Go back, repeat
The job ain`t done
`Til you ruin the sheets

My name is MC
And your name is a creep
Because you creep into my bed
About every week

Tractor beam on my bed
Got you actin` le freak
Tractor beam on my bed
Got you actin` le freak

I should be flirtin` with virgins
Instead of jerkin` my gerkin
I should be working the circuit
Assertive for certain

With little aversion
They all open they curtains
Mini me starts emergin
To be rid of his burden

Did I fail to mention
All the ladies say word
Got a panty collection
Like a Japanese perv

They`re prepared to purr
And to serve up they curves
I skip the main course
I prefer the whore derves

I like thongs, like grannies
Like any old panties
Hanging on the lampshades
As I tap on her back space

I like bows, like lace
Like suckin` her face
I like fuckin` her waist
I make a bucket of paste

When her eyes roll back
It means her memory`s erase
Slow-mo, tip-toe
My ass out of her place

I quickly run to the clinic
A q-tip in my diddick
I wait two very long weeks
To know if these nuts need a medic
So c`mon

Get with the program
Strip to the slow jam
Slip on a Trojan
Kissin` the toes and

Move to the knees
Go back, repeat
The job ain`t done
`Til you ruin the sheets

My name is MC
And your name is a creep
Because you creep into my bed
About every week

Tractor beam on my bed
Got you actin` le freak
Tractor beam on my bed
Got you actin` le freak
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