Love My Lips

<br>From Episode 5--Dave and The Giant Pickle<br>Narrator: "One day while talking with Dr. Archibald, Larry confronts one<br>of his deepest fears ..."<br>Larry: "If my lips ever left my mouth, packed a bag and headed south,<br>that`d be too bad, I`d be so sad."<br>Archibald: "I see. That`d be too bad, you`d be so sad?"<br>Larry: "That`d be too bad. If my lips said "adios, I don`t like you I<br>think you`re gross," that`d be too bad, I might get mad."<br>Archibald: "That`d be too bad, you might get mad?"<br>Larry: "That`d be too bad. If my lips moved to Duluth, left a mess and<br>took my tooth, that`d be too bad, I`d call my Dad."<br>Archibald: "That`d be too bad, you`d call your Dad?"<br>Larry: "That`d be too bad."<br>Archibald: "Hold it. Did you say your father? Fascinating! So what<br>you`re saying is that if your lips left you ..."<br>Larry: "That`d be too bad, I`d be so sad, I might get mad, I`d call my<br>Dad. That be too bad."<br>Archibald: "That`d be to bad?"<br>Larry: "That`d be too bad."<br>Archibald: "Why?"<br>Larry: "Because I love my lips." [Scatting]<br>Archibald: "Oh my ... This is more serious than I thought. Larry, tell<br>me, what do you see here?"<br>Larry: "Um, that looks like a lip."<br>Archibald: "And this?"<br>Larry: "It`s a lip!"<br>Archibald: "And this?"<br>Larry: "It`s a lip, it`s a lip, it`s a lip lip lip! It`s a lip, it`s a<br>lip, it`s a lip lip lip! It`s a lip, it`s a lip, it`s a lip lip lip.<br>Liiiiiiiiiiiips. Lip lip lip."<br>Archibald: "Larry, tell me about your childhood."<br>Larry: "When I was just two years old I left my lips out in the cold and<br>they turned blue. What could I do?"<br>Archibald: "They turned blue, what could you do?"<br>Larry: "Oh they turned blue. On the day I got my tooth I had to kiss my<br>Great Aunt Ruth. She had a beard ... and it felt weird."<br>Archibald: "My, my. She had a beard and it felt weird?"<br>Larry: "She had a beard. Ten days after I turned eight, got my lips<br>stuck in a gate. My friends all laughed. And I just stood there until<br>the fire department came and broke the lock with a crow bar and I had to<br>spend the next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named Oscar who got<br>stung by a bee - right on the lip - and we couldn`t even talk to each<br>other until the fifth week because both our lips were so swollen, and<br>when he did start speaking he just spoke Polish and I only knew like<br>three words in Polish except now I know four because Oscar taught me the<br>word for lip: Oofta."<br>Archibald: "Your friends all laughed ... Usta? How do you spell that?"<br>Larry: "I don`t know."<br>Archibald: "So what you`re saying is that when you were young ..."<br>Larry: "They turned blue, what could I do? She had a beard and it felt<br>weird. My friends all laughed ... Oofta!"<br>Archibald: "I`m confused ..."<br>Larry: "I love my lips!" [Scatting]<br>Narrator: "This has been Silly Songs With Larry. Tune in next time to<br>hear Larry say ..."<br>Larry: "Have I ever told you how I feel about my nose?"<br>Archibald: "Oh, look at the time!"