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Veggie Tales

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The Pirates Who Don`t Do Anything

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From A Very Silly Sing-Along
Narrator: "Joining Larry are Pa Grape and Mr. Lunt, who together make up
the infamous gang of scalliwags, the Pirates Who Don`t Do Anything!"
Larry, Pa, Mr. Lunt: "We are the Pirates Who Don`t Do Anything! We just
stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we`ll just
tell you ..."
Larry: "We don`t do anything!"
Pa: "Well, I`ve never been Greenland and I`ve never been to Denver, and
I`ve never buried treasure in St. Louis or St. Paul, and I`ve never been
to Moscow and I`ve never been to Tampa, and I`ve never been to Boston in
the fall."
All: "`Cuz we`re the Pirates Who Don`t Do Anything! We just stay home
and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we`ll just tell you
.."
Mr. Lunt: "We don`t do anything. And I never hoist the mainstay and I
never swab the poop deck, and I never veer to starboard `cuz I never
sail at all, and I`ve never walked the gang plank and I`ve never owned a
parrot, and I`ve never been to Boston in the fall."
All: "`Cuz we`re the Pirates Who Don`t Do Anything! We just stay at home
and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we`ll just tell you
.. We don`t do anything!"
Larry: "Well, I`ve never plucked a rooster and I`m not too good at
ping-pong, and I`ve never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall,
and I`ve never kissed a chipmunk and I`ve never gotten head lice, and
I`ve never been to Boston in the fall!"
Pa: "Huh? What are you talking about? What`s a rooster and mashed
potatoes have to do with being a pirate??"
Mr. Lunt: "Hey, that`s right! We`re supposed to sing about pirate-y
things!"
Larry: "Oh ..."
Pa: "And who ever kissed a chipmunk? That`s just nonsense! Why even
bring it up? Am I right? What do you think?"
Mr. Lunt: "I think you look like Cap`n Crunch!"
Pa: "Huh? No I don`t!"
Mr. Lunt: "Do too."
Pa: "Do not!"
Mr. Lunt: "You`re making me hungry."
Pa: "That`s it, you`re walkin` the plank!"
Mr. Lunt: "Says who?"
Pa: "Says the captain, that`s who!"
Mr. Lunt: "Oh, yeah? Aye aye, Cap`n Crunch!"
Larry: "And I`ve never licked a spark plug and I`ve never sniffed a
stink bug, and I`ve never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball, and
I`ve never bathed in yogurt and I don`t look good in leggings ..."
Pa: "You just don`t get it!"
All: "And we`ve never been to Boston in the fall!"

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