Introduction

<br>(parody of "Peter And The Wolf" by Sergei Prokofiev)<br>Hello, Boys and Girls. This is a story that I like to call,<br>"Peter and the Wolf". Are you sitting<br>comfortably? ARE YOU!? Good, then let`s begin ...<br>Each character is represented by a different instrument of the<br>synthesized orchestra. For instance, the part of Billy the Bird is<br>played by a flute, like this ...<br>The part of Bruce the Duck is played by an oboe ...<br>Louie the Cat is a clarinet.<br>All right, he`s not *really* a clarinet - he`s just - you know,<br>h-he`s represented by a clarinet ...<br>The part of the Grandfather will be played by Don Amiche.<br>He - ... What ? ... Can`t make it ? ...<br>Oh. <huh> Okay, um, hmm, in that case,<br>the part of the Grandfather will be played by <huh> a bassoon ...<br>Three French horns play the part of ... uhm ...<br>three French horns ... uh ... (The Wolf! It`s the Wolf!)<br>Right ! The Wolf. Seymour the Wolf ...<br>The kettle drum and bass drum represent the sub-machine-gun fire of the<br>hunters ...<br>And, of course, as always, the part of Bob the Janitor is played by the<br>accordion ...<br>Well, that`s it for the introductions. And now, the story ...<br>A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away ... uh, ... Oh, excuse me ...<br>sallysally@usa.net