Mr Popiel

<br>I need a Vegematic!<br>I need a Pocket Fisherman!<br>I need a handy appliance<br>That`ll scramble an egg while it`s still inside its shell!<br>(Operators are standing by.<br>How does that make you feel?)<br>Help me.<br>Mr. Popiel!<br>I wanna shine some pennies!<br>I wanna mend some leather!<br>I wanna Krazy-Glue my head to the bottom of a big steel girder!<br>(Please, no C.O.D.`s.<br>Don`t miss out on this deal.)<br>Ah, help me.<br>Mr. Popiel!<br>Help me.<br>Mr. Popiel!<br>Mr. Popiel!<br>Mr. Popiel!<br>(Wo-o, wo-o. Ohhhhhh.)<br>It slices. It dices.<br>Look at that tomato!<br>You could even cut a tin can with it,<br>But you wouldn`t want to!<br>Mr. Popiel, I`m in trouble.<br>Need your assistance on the double.<br>Oh no! Now how am I gonna make<br>My old vinyl car top look like new?<br>Mr. Popiel!<br>Tell me, what am I s`posed to do?<br>Mr. Popiel!<br>Mr. Popiel!<br>(Now how much would you pay?)<br>But wait, there`s more!<br>It`s not sold in any store!<br>(Now how much would you pay?)<br>Don`t answer yet,<br>Just look what else you get!<br>(Now how much would you pay?)<br>If you order today,<br>You get a Ginsu knife and a smokeless Ashtray!<br>(Now how much would you pay?)<br>Now how much would you pay?<br>Mr. Popiel, Mr. Popiel.<br>Mr. Popiel, Mr. Popiel.<br>Mr. Popiel, Mr. Popiel.<br>Mr. Popiel, Mr. Popiel.<br>Make me buy a Garden Weasel!<br>Make me buy a Bamboo Steamer!<br>Make me take advantage<br>Of this amazing TV offer!<br>(Call our toll-free number,<br>We`ll make you such a deal.)<br>Aw, help me!<br>Mr. Popiel. I want it!<br>(Mr. Popiel.) Well, I need it!<br>(Mr. Popiel.) I got to got to got to have it!<br>Mr. Popiel!<br>Mr. Popiel!<br>Hey!