Since You`ve Been Gone

<br>Since you`ve been gone<br>Well, I feel like I`ve been chewing on tinfoil<br>Since you`ve been gone<br>It`s like I`ve got a great big mouthful of cod liver oil<br>Oh well, I`m feelin` like I stuck my hand<br>Inside a blender and turned it on<br>You know, I`ve been in a buttload of pain<br>Since you`ve been gone<br>(Since you`ve been gone)<br>I couldn`t feel any worse if you dropped<br>A two-ton bowling ball on my toes<br>(Since you`ve been gone)<br>It couldn`t hurt any more if you shoved<br>A red-hot cactus up my nose<br>Since you`ve been gone<br>Well, it feels like I`m getting tetanus shots every day<br>Since you`ve been gone<br>It`s like I`ve got an ice cream headache that won`t go away<br>Ever since the day you left me<br>I`ve been so miserable, my dear<br>I feel almost as bad as I did<br>When you were still here<br>sallysally@usa.net