What If God Smoked Cannabis

<br>And if His eyes were pretty glazed<br>If He looked spaced-out<br>Would you buy His story<br>Would you believe He had an eye infection<br>And yeah yeah<br>God looks baked<br>Yeah yeah<br>God smells good<br>Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah<br>What if God smoked cannabis<br>Hit the bong like some of us<br>Drove a tidy micro-bus<br>And He subscribes to Rolling Stone<br>When God made this place<br>In the beginning, did he plant any seeds<br>Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve<br>So they`d be hungry for the apple that the snake was always offering<br>And yeah yeah<br>God rolls great<br>Yeah yeah<br>God smells good<br>Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah<br>What if God smoked cannabis<br>Do you `spose He had a buzz<br>When He made the platypus<br>When He created both our homes<br>Does He like Pearl Jam or the Stones<br>And do you think He rolls His own<br>Up there in heaven on the throne<br>And when the saints go marching home<br>Maybe He sits and smokes a bone