Количество артистов: 43,846 Количество текстов песен: 642,600
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Артист: Jimmy FallonНазвание : (I Can`t Play) BasketballДанные: текст песни / слова песни Жанры : comedy funny stand-up comedy humor pop Видео:
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Yo! Are you ready for some air ball throwin, free throw blowin, no look where I`m goin, free style flowin? You are in my house baby! Well it`s Tip off time and I`m off the tip. Walkin to the bench and I sit. Bite my lip, bustin out rhymes Standin in line cause it`s garbage time. Cause I`m calm, I`m cool and I collected Eighteen shots that got rejected. I`m not Corey Feldman, I`m not Corey Haim. I got a license to drive but I ain`t got game. (CHORUS 2x) Jimmy, What you say? You can`t play Basketball Jimmy, what you say? (I double-dribble, traveled through the middle) You can`t play Basketball (Oh, my bad - you`re not on my team?) Wear my socks high cause it makes me feel cool. I don`t know how to dribble, but I know how to drool. People always say that I`m a basketball fool. I got a little tiny hoop cold "floatin" in my pool. Played my friend`s dog on a twenty dollar bet. I took him to the hole. I took him to the vet. Shoot from the three every chance I get. I call it in the air, nothin but nothin. (REPEAT CHORUS 2x) (SPOKEN) Okay, here`s my chance. The open lane. Don`t get nervous. Don`t sweat. Everyone`s watching. You can do it, man. I mean, just dribble up. Don`t double dribble. Just dribble normal. Don`t show everyone that you can dribble super-fast between your legs like you do in your driveway. No, this is in front of people on the court. I`m gonna go up in the air, I`m gonna dunk it as hard as I can. Cause usually I`m on the other end. People dunking on ME. I`m used to some 7 foot dude`s "thingy" getting smacked in my face. I still got the bruise to prove it. But I ain`t gonna take that nickname "Dick Bruiseface" lyin down! My name ain`t Dick Bruiseface!! Well listen up ya`ll! You know I`m not tall! My name was never written on the bathroom wall. I`m gonna say "What`s up?!" I`m gonna take the pump. Cause I`m a moving pick, I`m gonna shoot some bricks. So I huff and puff, I say enuff Z`nuff. I`d rather watch Ahmad Rashad on the inside stuff.Say! (CHORUS 4x) | Похожие исполнители:
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