Roommates

<br>*Go back ::scratch:: Go back ::scratch:: <br>Go back to ur dorm, an u got ur roommate.. that never werks out. That never <br>werks out.. they don`t want it to work out. They want it like its a real world <br>episode in ur dorm room. Like I, uh, Like I don`t understand like they hav the <br>compatibility tests you fill out at the beginning of the year... thats such a <br>joke with that test u fill out at the beginning of the year. It`s like &quot;Umm I <br>like rock and roll. I like stayin up late, and I love the ladies! oh yeah oh <br>hoo&quot; &quot;Okay we got the perfect room mate for u. He`z an opera major,he`z an <br>arptileptic, an he`z gay so go fight each other. we got four camera angles. <br>That`ll be perfect, welcome to college, go screw urself.&quot; &quot;HUH?&quot; &quot;Yeah, thats <br>what we say here, go ahead.&quot; Then u think urslef, &quot;Okay I got it beat, i got it <br>beat, my buddy from high skool`s comn up, hez gonna be my room mate, its gonna <br>be awesum.&quot; No, that is never awesum. It doesn`t work out. No it doesn`t. Hate <br>to tell ya, u will fight each other, u will jes get, u will get, ill tell ya <br>why one of is cuz they have too much dirt on u. You`r friend from home has too <br>much dirt on u, they`ll kill u they`ll crush u in an argument for no reason. <br>Like u jes say &quot;hey man, uh, these dishes hav been in the sink for like 2 weeks <br>man, an their ur dishes, are u gonna clean em or wat?&quot; Yeah remember when u had <br>crabs in 6 grade? (audience laughter) I fair to bring up my crabs?