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Артист: Dane CookНазвание : Parking StructureДанные: текст песни / слова песни Жанры : comedy stand-up funny stand-up comedy humor Видео:
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I was over at your a... I went to one of these malls. You got a big mall going on over there. The galleria there. Holy Shit! I went over to the mall. I, I had to park nearby in a parking structure. You know when you park... in the parking structure... you you you know you go up like, there`s like 40 stories, and you always have to park up on the fucking roof. What do they pave that with? What is that? That`s not concrete. Whatever that`s paved - you could be like driving 5 miles an hour. It sounds like you`re in a chase scene from Chips! It`s like, SCREECH I`m backing up! SCREECH What the fuck is that? You got sneakers on. You`re trying to walk in, SCREECH Where`s the door?! SCREECH Keep it going for that joke. *Appluase* Keep it going. That`s only the first of many. In fact, let me do that one again just so we all feel like we`re a part of it. You ever go to the mall there, The Galleria? There`s a parking structure. What is that paved with? It`s not cement. *Dane Chuckling* | Похожие исполнители:
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